Hrmmmm... let's see.... What other countries could I go to... Canada? Nope. Too sandpapering cold. Mexico? IT'S A sandpaperING DESERT. Europe? Full of europeans.... (and Tony Blair). Africa? Too sandpapering hot ... The Middle East? What Middle East? There IS no middle east anymore. Hmmmm... Maybe China! Yeah, I'll go to China! Oh, wait... I don't want to spend my life making tennis shoes for spoiled little American sandpapers. And besides, I'm to cheap to buy a plane ticket.
