nasty

"we open todays bidding with these pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute"

"50 bucks"

"she had 9 std's"

"45 bucks"

"and when we arrested her she wet herself"

"50 bucks"

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"like marxism but with lime and cats. you cant lose" - karl marx
"enough is enough. i have had it with these motherfornicateing snakes on this motherfornicateing plane" - sir Samuel L. Jackson king of men and life mate to several alien species of duck
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity" - km