Haha, nah I like the UK. It's a pretty easy life we've got over here. Sure there are a lot of chavs hanging around at macdonalds, and old ppl. But you can easily just not go to macdonalds, and simply ignore the old ppl until they die as we're doing already!
Global warming means we're getting better and better weather every year (summers are great!) whereas everywhere else just get more floods, droughts, earthquakes and hurricanes! Although we never seem to get tonnes of snow anymore.
If I had to move anywhere else, it'd probably be California cos the movies always show those hot rollerblading chicks! If I knew japanese I'd move to Japan, so I could watch free anime on TV, read cheap manga on the train and buy robots! :P