Just joined gamershell.com, so here is my first post AND my first poem (And hopefully my first contest win...provided people in Canada can win!)


'Zombies hate a Villa'

A villa is where I'm moving,
So as to save my life.
And when you're dying I'll be grooving,
With my supermodel wife.

Zombies will kill you all,
But I'll be safe and sound.
They always stay in a mall,
Or big city, or rural town.

You don't see Zombies in Tuscani,
Or any other villa-type place.
So none of them will be after me,
They'll stick with just eating YOUR face.

They'll roam New York, Toronto, Chicago
And every other major city.
To the country you might try to go,
But you'll soon see thats just silly.

They'll shamble through woods and hills,
Nothing stopping their immense human diet.
Soon they'll rack up SO many kills,
You might hear the words 'RUNNING RIOT!'

But remember the movies and TV shows?
Not about girls, nazis or a gorilla.
Anyone who remembers them really knows,
That zombies will never ever visit a villa.

They destroy cities and towns and farms alike,
With nothing getting in their way!
You could even try setting them a-light,
But that does nothing, and stinks all day.

So prepare yourselves for the zombie wave,
Call in the army and marine corps!
But you will all be sent to your grave,
While I kick back in the Azores.


Well there ya go! That's the Canadian's entry! If I can't get it in Canada, ship it to my brother in the states!

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