I hear theres a game were you fight the undead,
stuff a zombie into a pail and paint the town red,

or practice your swing with a long length of lead,
dispatching wave after wave of undead zed,

thinking of this game keeps me awake in bed,
it sounds so cool, I cant get it out of my head

If someone else won it would fill me with dread,
so pleeeeease give me the game instead.