I am sure that the writer is a middle aged, middle class, stay at home mom, wieghs close to 300 pounds, watchs Oprah religiously and angry at society. These kind of people take out there anger at random things (school boards, politics, telemarketers, walmart employees, etc, etc). They seem to be so protective of their children and husband that they will never stop bitching at things that are "unsafe", in this case boobs. And maybe they do have small breasts...
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