I live at, uhh...1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. Go ahead and break in...I'm sure you won't run into any problems at all.
And, hey, if I hear sounds on my roof, I go back to sleep anyway. I don't want Santa to see me awake! ;)

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My gh3d.com checklist:

[X]: Get something stupid I said in somebody's sig--Thanks Magus
[X]: Get a custom title--Very clever
[-]: Win more cool crap (Now impossible)
[X]: Suck up to Der Affe to get all this (Seemed to work...)