if you want make a vampire be afraid of you forever and flee into oblivion,the ingredients are:
1)a bunch of garlic
2)a TV set
3)the X-files full DVD collection
Instructions of usage :
Place the TV set in a room with the DVD player connected to it and ready to play the X-files TV series;behind the TV,carefully place the bunch of garlic;after this the final step is to place the vampire in front of the TV set and start the TV with the series.
This thing will have a double effect :
-the vampire will be very scared because the monsters that appear in X-files are much uglier than he is
-the vampire will be caught several times by the action in X-files and would not notice the nocive effect of the garlic behind the tv and will decompose little by little and in the end he will have to run !