Well, I got my PS3, which i call Fucker3, and downloaded a shitload of Demos. let's not talk about that the graphics are good and such because we all know it is...on par with 360...hrhrhr.
Let's talk about the thing that made me a true proud owner of my lil Fucker3: THE FUCKING RETARD DESIGN SINCE PS1 CONTROLLER...without rumble but what gives.
Who in Tompsons name designed and approved that shithouse? In order to have a half tight grip on the analog stick you have to hold in more on the bottom. But then you can't use the even more retarded shoulder buttons. not only are the triggers dumbfuck round so you get a shitty hold on it...noooooo, they made them as high as the "normal" shoulder buttons so you can never reach them during normal play and have to reposition your hands in order to reach it. What kinda Quasimodo did they have as a tester (shut up Gazz). GOOD LORD, this controller pisses me off. And why are all 3rd party controllers have the same dumbfuck center possitioned analog sticks? even the PC controllers are like that. Appearently there is no way to use the 360 USB controller on the PS3. At least i found nothing on it but i might try it myself later. NO! i don't want to install linux on my PS3 in order to use the 360 controller. Alone for the fact that i want the controller to work with the PS3 games. No, i don't want the controller to operate a half assed OS nor do I have the urge to have linux on my PS3 so i can connect a fucking printer to it. Let's see. I got 4 underpowered Pcs and all connected to a decent printer. everything i need to print I do it from there...well, actually i havn't printed shit for ages. But if I had somethin to print, now i can install Linux and drag a whatever file onto a USB stick, transfer it over to the PS3 and then print it. WOW! could have done it on the PC right away but heck, If i don't do it on the PS3 then appearently that big black retard serve no other purpose. oh wait, it's a gaming consol in the first place...i think...some people say it's a fucking multimedia something. But DAMN SHIT!! i can't even play a game on it because of the fucking fuckhouse fucktroller with its fucking 6 fuckxis motionshitter...which do work pretty good I must say
