Well, everyone who has a PS3 and updated to the useless version 2.30 pretty feels jacked by SONY. And
unless you're a fanboy , Sony does little to help non-fanboys liking their system.

First off: The PSN Store. it was working perfectly but SONY decided to fuck us up by making it runs like
shit. No, I don't do shit any justice here because even shit runs faster by even not moving at all. Now there
are always those retarded fanboys who will say that they are working on it and it will be better but it won't
because it ALREADY HAS BEEN WORKING BETTER. Not only did they fucked up the whole Store layout
which was, while not the best in town, still quite usable. The new layout makes you wonder which monkey
piss Ken decided to slurp down his throat this time to come up with that masterpiece of gloryhole action for
poor people. It takes over 20!! minutes to fully load a page sometimes with 2 minutes fastes so far (image
loading. you can already hit the icons before they are all loaded), but it didn't load the full page.- i just got
the Lair patch and got off.


It also appears that Sony messing up the PS3 with every patch that comes out. i used to be able to watch
HD AVIs (1280x720) perfectly on my sys till a couple of patches ago. now it constantly stutters when i try
to watch a NOT-EVEN-FUCKING-FULL-HD-RES-AVI-Movie. I'm not the only one on this since i checked
around my friends and other useless beings called the human race, and most of them have those problems
now.


There are other things I wanted to bitch about but after trying to get MGO BETA patched and for some sick
reason I believed Factor 5 would fix LAIR with a patch i wanna do some Bitchstory Gaiden:


first of MGO BETA, which i just downloaded. Well, download whent fast and installed it right away. Since
the game doesn't start till monday I was curious what happens if you trying to start it now and for some odd
reason, as i expected, i had to patch the game first. Yep, a patch for a game that hasn't even launch yet.
Well, it's a beta so what gives. In my humble sexyness I decided to download the patch for i wanna do
some Steath Ass-kickin when the time is right but OH NO!- neither the HTML nor the P2P download works.
My friend told me it took him only one hour to get 1% but after 12% an error messege came up that promt
him to hit the PS button and restert the game. Lucky me I got that messege after 10 minutes while still
standing strong on 0%, defending my harddrive from overflow...even against my will. After about 3986750630
tries of updating this bitch i had the choice of either looking at my awesome penis or bitch about
something else.


Sadly for you i decided to bitch about LAIR now: Well, we all know and mostly hated the original LAIR
control setup. The six axis, or also known as "we tried to copy the wiimote but are to stupid to o so", was
never a decent controller. actually the since PS(1) era sony made that fingercancer growth stimulator and
told the people how awesome it is. Since we're living on a planet where the selfproclaimed master-beings,
also known as the human race, contains mostly idiots and "retards by choice" or sexy Gamershell forum
members, everyone including the so called neutral and impartial game mags and websites. But i had my
rant about the FUCKER already so back to LAIR.


Well I installed the patch and was happy like a little girl who almost bled to death for the first time. They
add analog stick controll now...what else do we want more? well, how about adding the analog stick
support so the controll feels like you have controll over the flying faggots, which factor5 kindly sold to us as
dragons.

Seriously, how can they fuck up on something that simple? analog controll....you controll a fucking flying
spiked dildo with the sticks. Instead we get some of the jerkiest movements ever to lay its layout on a
gamepad. it is, one might not believe it, even worst than the sixaxis control. And if you think we finally can
drop the sixaxis motion raping then you are in for another surprice: they are still there for EVERY other
move besides the stadard left/right and UP/down. That's right. you still have to jerk around with the
FUCKYOUAXIS to do some of the most useless stuff that you must do in order to get anywhere in the
game. This is what takes over 200MB? Oh yeah, forgot about the 2 extra dragons they added with the
patch...i would have like to try them but w00talotinmypants, the patch also erased my complete gamesave
of lair. There was no warning or anything to remind you "hey idiot, back up your save files". They took it
silently as the HDD was spinning in embarressment, wondering about it excistance, that used to be sotring
important and useful files and detas but now got narrowed down in storing the sick and perverted inbreeds of
Factor5.

No, Lair is not a good game that makes me slap my giant penis like i just won the Bangyomama award nor
does it has anything to offer for a decent replay.
it's hard for me to believe that that game is made by the same greatness that once gave us all those
nintendo starwars games. it must have fallen into the magical "from brainfuck to assrape express way"
bottel when it left gamecube to go to PS3.



there were lotsa other things i wanted to write but i forgot...so...yeah.


BTW. my book is almost done and i'm taking preorderes now. go ahead and preorder...c'mon...anyone?...I hate you all.