I hate taking showers with women, (not that I like em with dudes...... smartasses). Why is it that every time I stay at a woman's house she always wants to take a shower together the next morning, what kinda crap is that? A shower to me is a utilitarian thing, I'm in and I'm out in like 5 min, for a woman its gotta be this big production, hell I don't even know how to go about washing that long ass hair most women have. Besides all that, everyone knows showers together always lead to sex, which is uncomfortable in most showers and if done after the fact means you gotta take guess what, another shower. From here on out I shower alone, you hear that!! Alone God damn it!!

__________________