Well, i'm getting bored waiting for Thief 3 (it will be released in my country in late june), so I decided to begin this thread. Anybody of you who knows a good joke, please post it here, maybe this will kill my boredom a little bit
Most of my jokes are pretty horny, so I decided to post sth, that wouldn't be censored by admin..
Here it goes:
Winnetou and his best friend, Old Sutterhand are lost in the desert. It's getting late and they are running out of food and water. Time passes, the suddenly Old S. asks his friend:
-Hey, why don't you fire in the air, maybe someone will hear us and come to help?
-All right, buddy - said Winnetou and fired.
Few hours later the same conversation, and Winnetou fires again. and again, and again...
Two days has passed and our friends are very exhausted. Old Sutterhand asks Winnetou once again to fire in the air
- Sorry, pal, but that was my last ARROW.
Have a nice day!