/me waves his magical wand around.
You cannot escape this thread without telling a joke.

I'll start,
a tourist once went to Vietnam for his vacation. While walking on a somewhat crowded street he saw a man and his wife coming up behind him. He was puzzled because the woman walked a bit behind him, at all times. The tourist stopped the man and asked why his wife was walking behind him. The man answered, it's our custom.

A few years later the tourist returned to vietnam, and after a few days he saw the same two people not too far from him. However, this time the woman was walking in front of her husband. The tourist stopped the man and said "a couple of years ago I stopped you and asked you why your wife was walking behind you, yet now she's walking in front of you. Why?" the vietnamese man replied "there are mines now you know.."

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