I got loadsa blonde jokes, so, for those who are offended by such jokes, do not read on...



How do you tell if a blonde has ent you an e-mail?


There's a computer in you letter box



How do you tell if a blonde has used a computer?

There's whiteout on the screen

How do you tell if a second blonde has used the computer?

There's writing on the whiteout




Why do blondes wear tight skirts?

To keep their legs together



Why was the blonde so happy when she completed the Jigsaw in 4 months?

Becaue it said 4 to 6 years on the side



Why did the blonde keep an empty milk carton in her fridge?

Just incase she wanted her coffee black




A blonde, red head and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who was the last to hit the water?


The blonde, cos she had to ask for directions




A state trooper was following a car down a quiet country road, and suddenly it swerved to the left, then back to the right, then back to the left again, so the state trooper pulled the car over and found it was a female blonde driving. He asked her why she was swerving to and fro. She replied: 'well, there was a tree in the road, so i swerved left, then there was another one, so i swerved right, then there was another one so i swerved left again.' After a brief moment the state trooper, in resonse to the blondes comments said: ' madam, that's your air freshener'


I know, they're terrible

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courtesy of White Dragon