...God was working on the world. He told to an angel: "Look, this is where the Scots will live." and the angel looked and said: "What a wondrous land! It's perfect!"
And God told the Angel of the beautiful greens... the lochs, the whiskey, the cows, the fields in spring, the gals and lasses a-... and at that point the angel stopped him. "God," the angel said, "I know you are really spending a lot of time on this wondrous place..."
"Yes, I do. It's near to perfect."
"I know. Isn't that a bit unfair? I mean, that the Scots have the best country in the world with all the perfect things?"
At that point God chuckled and says: "Just wait until you find out who their neighbors will be!"

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