An American forum noob was boasting to interman on how advanced the Americans are: (Conversation as follows):

"Gee, we've even put a man on the moon." said the noob.

"That's nothing," replied interman,"I'm going to put a man on the sun."

"Don't be stupid," said the noob, "he'll fry before he even gets there."

"Oh no, he won't. We're sending him at night." said interman...