Enough of the serious crap!

[Bucky]

Do it! http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif

[Nxs]

You might laugh at this my wife sure as hell did! The other day i had to take a crap, went to the bathroom and sat down..little did I know the kids had been in there and had a toy preventing the seat from being all the way down.. needless to say when I sat the toy shot and I squished my poor pecker then fell off the toilet . I had to ice my mokey for an hour! http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Bucky]

LOL!
Although I'm scarred by the image. Thanks for the laugh at your pecker's expense.

Here's a bit of irony for you..

I've been working for GE for a bit now, great job. What I do is monitor a few thousand servers watching for outages, reboots, etc.

Anyway, Wednesday.. which is a hellish day for me.. get up at 5am to be to work 7-3:30, followed by a Calculus Physics class from 5http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif0pm - 11http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif0pm. So I finally get home and find out that a friend that moved to Chicago has called 2x for me. I'm thinking, "cool, I haven't talked to him in a while, wonder how things are going with him?"

So, he calls at about 11:30 (I still haven't eaten dinner). The reason? His comp crashed and he didn't know who else to call.

[Nxs]

You're scarred by the image!!! lol I'm actually scarred!

You should have told him you are old and can't member how to fix a puter http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Irs2k3]

the most intertaining thing is when NXS and Bucky begin their long trip towards Funny statements, keep up the good work guys cause gamershell forums without u dudes is indeed like hell !!!

[Nxs]

Holy monkey balls Buckster! Is it just me or did what irs type almost come off as a compliment? http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Syanide]

*little voice in the corner says* YEAH but what he said was true http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif .

[Bucky]

Man, I can almost feel the love.

.... or is that sarcasm cause I wanted people to make me laugh? http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

[Bucky]

You all suxxors!!!

C'mon, this isn't the Bucky and Nxs show, you guys must have something funny to talk about, so talk already!

[interman]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What&#39;s with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn&#39;t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot&#33; You can&#39;t treat a cough with laxatives&#33;"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he&#39;s afraid to cough&#33;"[/b][/quote]

[Irs2k3]

Nice one interman http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Bucky]

That one is funny&#33; http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Storing that one away for future reference&#33;

[Ah.. the power of lead]

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?









Trick question Paris has never been succesfully defended http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Bucky]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ah.. the power of lead @ Feb. 23 2003,19:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Trick question Paris has never been succesfully defended http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/b][/quote]
Sure it was.. US Marines successfully defended Paris against a German offensive at Belleau Woods in World War I.

Link to show I&#39;m not making this up. (http://orbat.com/site/data/historical/usa/belleauwood1918.html)

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Last, the Marines played an important part in halting the Ludendorff Offensive, by the end of which the Germans knew there was no hope for their cause. To read accounts of the battle is to be asked to believe that the Marines single-handedly saved Paris – 50-kilometers away – from the Germans. The woods were on the Metz-Paris road, a major axis of advance for the Germans, and thus the Marines were undeniably at the center of the Allied defense. A German breakthrough would indeed have been bad news for the Allies. Whether it would cost them the war is another matter. And, in any event, just a month later, six other US divisions participated in throwing back German forces in the 2nd Battle of the Marne, the last German offensive of the war.[/b][/quote]

[Carnage]

how very interesting, Bucky...

[Sarafan Lord]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bucky @ Feb. 24 2003,03:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">
Sure it was.. US Marines successfully defended Paris against a German offensive at Belleau Woods in World War I.
[/b][/quote]
Ah, but Lead&#39;s question was: How many FRENCHMEN does it take to defend Paris? Unless all those Marines were french, Lead&#39;s answer stands. Â*http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Bucky]

Doh&#33;

[Syanide]

This is me attepmting a joke:-

How many Afgans does it take to change a light bulb?










NONE, they dont have light bulbs in Afganistan
(this is when you are meant to laugh. http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Carnage]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Syanide @ Mar. 01 2003,22:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This is me attepmting a joke:-

How many Afgans does it take to change a light bulb?










NONE, they dont have light bulbs in Afganistan
(this is when you are meant to laugh. http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )[/b][/quote]
it&#39;s pretty good, Syanide, especially since you made it up yourself, I reckon?

Well, I didn&#39;t had to laugh insanely, but I did actually grin somewhat http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Syanide]

yes i did make it up,carnage, and i dint expect people laugh insanely... unless ofcourse they were insane http://www.gamershell.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif