Shock and Awe!

[Bucky]

Reporting live from GHNN this is Dan Blather.

The world has responded in bewilderment to the seemingly unprovoked threats by Bucky toward a rather confused Syanide.

Among a laundry list of accusations are two that seem to be at the crux of the matter:


He flames and he flames and he flames, and you gotta know with a name like Syanide, he MUST have WMDs. I'm taking him out!

Our correspondents have been unable to reach Syanide for comment, but we do have reliable reports of sightings of him running toward one of his multitude of well-fortified restrooms.

We now turn to our correspondent in the field, Head Coppel. Head..

Thanks, Dan. I have been speaking with as many leaders from the international community as I can reach. I must say, in all my years in the news business, this is probably the most bizarre situation I have ever encountered.

Let me give you some examples:

We have been unable to reach Interman, and officials continue to insist that he is actually on a ferry and out of contact with land! We refuse to conjecture as to what this actually means until we gather more information.

Officials in the hiv government are also behaving oddly, claiming that he is well into a bowl of spaghetti, and will not be able to comment for several more hours.

We were able to reach Irs2k3 for a brief comment, and I quote,

I fear the worst

Reports indicate that Dennis is far more concerned about the lack of drivers for his amassadorial staff. The information that we have gathered from there indicates that all of his drivers have flatly refused to drive within 100 miles of US troops.

That's is all I have for now, but be assured that we will endeavour to keep you abreast of this situation as it develops.

[Nxs]

lol! Well I think Bucky should get the journalists award :D

[Syanide]

:huh: :ph34r:

[Irs2k3]

Oh god !!!

I fell the worst :crybaby:

[Ah.. the power of lead]

The Power of lead also responded to this crisis

"WTF ARE YOU DOING OF F***ING PORCH ILL CAP YOUR STUPID ASS IF YOU DON'T GET THOSE CHICKEN LEGS TO RUN IN 5 SECONDS!"

[Bucky]

"WTF ARE YOU DOING OF F***ING PORCH ILL CAP..

We interrupt this broadcast of WWF Smackdown to update you on the growing crisis.

We have just received word that Bucky's Information Minister has release a statement. (http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612215694)

It seems that the crisis is heading toward a confontation.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.


YOUR STUPID ASS IF YOU DON'T GET THOSE CHICKEN LEGS TO RUN IN 5 SECONDS!"

[Nxs]

lol! Bravo Bucky, bravo! lol Excelent. Tis a good thing Bucky is on the side of good isn't folks? :D

[Irs2k3]

We interrupt this broadcast of WWF Smackdown to update you on the growing crisis.

I hatre Smackdown i love RAW :clap:

[Syanide]

And you know what the funny thing is, I dont HAVE and Army! :jawdrop:


EDIT: thaught id maek one myself, the funny thign about it is, look at the picture in the background, i have a poster of that stuck over the door of my flat :D - Fantashokata wanna be funny site - Info minister for Syanide! (http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612213646)

[Dennis S.]

Live from DenFox this is Kent Brockman. We interrupt this broadcasting for an urgent news bulletin.

Dennis Information Minister just started his speech in the GHUN, so we go live to him:

*Live translation from russo-canuk language:*


My great comrades! This will be remembered as one of the darkest days of our lives! The troops of Bucky's government have denied our diplomats safe passage through the territory of attacked by them Syanide, and forced our brave troops to interfere in the conflict. As a result of Bucky's arrogance, our government was forced to join forces with the countries of IRS and Syanide, and take offensive measures. At this point we are attacking Bucky's troops everywhere - on land, in water, space and their subterranean hideouts. They have attempted to launch their TNWs at us, but with great impresicion due to their senility. As a result they've hit the country of Nxs which is now in shambles and is requesting our assistance.

The war will be bloody, but we shall be victorious - after all we are just fighting with a bunch of old people. We shall defeat them, Buddha allows. We shall chase them until their old feet won't be able to carry them anymore, and feed them to the monkeys. Our dirty shoes will be permanently attached to their foreheads, Buddha allows. Long live Syanide, long live IRS. That is all my great comrades.


[Back to the studio:] - Those were some very strong words, Kent.

- Indeed Arney. Our early reports indicate that there is indeed some heavy fighting going on at the moment near Bucky's presidential palace, although no officials can be reached for comment. It seems they're all packing up and running to their subterranean hideouts.

- Stay tuned for the latest development... We now return to our regular broadcasting.

[Syanide]

LOL!, when you say 'Bucky's presidential palace', dont you meen 'Old peoples Home', where they play cards, and talk about the war (and the present one)