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xiaotian1
05-04-2003, 10:03 AM
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern.

Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the carpark for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station; this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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Bucky
05-04-2003, 03:39 PM
Hmm... I think that a post like this belongs in Not gaming related. :bangin:

Old joke, btw.

Carnage
05-04-2003, 04:05 PM
is it a joke?

Ow, I was reading it with just a real-life situation in mind, and I thought it was pretty f**k**g funny:D:D

Bucky
05-04-2003, 04:07 PM
That one's been in circulation longer than I have. :P

by the way... how's that new title?

/me runs

Carnage
05-04-2003, 04:11 PM
hehe, I love it :francesco:

Thanks :)

Syanide
05-04-2003, 04:23 PM
Carnage, go down to 'Spec Savers', and by a pair, then read the title, and chase bucky!

Carnage
05-04-2003, 04:44 PM
oooooooooow, JOTD, must mean Joke of the day, right? (didn't look that up, but it's obvious now)

anyway, how do you like my new avItar?? (Snoopius-talk:p)

Dennis S.
05-04-2003, 05:38 PM
^^^

Haha! Ur funny :rolleyes:


Anyway, hear it for the first time and it is indeed pretty damn funny :thumbup:

Carnage
05-04-2003, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Dennis S.@May 4 2003, 05:38 PM
^^^

Haha! Ur funny :rolleyes:


wtf?!! You're talking to mee?!

Syanide
05-04-2003, 06:33 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOL at your avator, your mum treats you like that aswell?

interman
05-04-2003, 08:11 PM
Try this one on for size:


A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”

Syanide
05-07-2003, 10:13 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Just cheer'ed up my mate with that joke , cheers!, he was on a downer because his Girlfriend played away, poor bugger.

Bucky
05-07-2003, 10:32 PM
Best blonde joke ever! (http://www5.playnet.com/bv/wwiiolhq/dg_message.jsp?group_id=8809&parent_id=2666265&BV_SessionID=@@@@0564182490.1052346219@@@@&BV_EngineID=eadcheffkmjibjjcgmcggichhl.0)

Syanide
05-08-2003, 03:24 PM
3 clicks :(