PDA

View Full Version : Joke Number 2


uploader
06-28-2003, 12:11 PM
One morning Bucky called John D and said
"Please come over and help me,
I have this awesome jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it"

John D asked, "What is it a puzzle of?"

Bucky said, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

So John D figures that he's pretty good at puzzles so he heads on over
To Bucky house.

Bucky lets His friend in the door and shows him where he has the puzzle
Spread all over the table.
John D studies the pieces for a moment,
Then studies the box,
And then looks at the pieces again for a bit.

John D then turns to Bucky and says,
"First no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how
To assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax,
Have a cup of coffee,




















And put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." :D



http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/sarge/BoomSmilie_anim.gif :bucky:
jammin
06-28-2003, 01:54 PM
:crybaby: i can't take anymore of these lame jokes!!!



you --&#62; :samurai: <-- me
uploader
06-28-2003, 03:06 PM
:oops&#33;: Am so sorry am just too lame

But try this one on for size



Two sperms swimming along... one turns to the other and asks,
"How long &#39;til we get to these eggs then, mate?"... the other
turns back to him and says "I dunno mate... but we just passed the tonsils&#33;" :D


So its that one a :thumbup: or a :thumbdown:
Redeemer
06-28-2003, 03:27 PM
I think both those jokes deserve a :thumbup:
Bucky
06-28-2003, 03:38 PM
Good ones :D
Nxs
07-08-2003, 05:32 PM
What do you call a sheep herder in West Virginia?






















































A pimp&#33; :D
GraveRobber
07-08-2003, 06:02 PM
Only the very first one was funny... the rest are as lame as could be... Lamer&#39;s Heller&#39;s ;)
Nxs
07-08-2003, 06:05 PM
http://www.sitemouse.com/users/sun_tzu/stfu25.jpg :D
Bucky
07-08-2003, 06:12 PM
Where&#39;d your little bro. go off too?
Nxs
07-08-2003, 06:14 PM
He is in schoool and he is doing some other things for our business :D
jammin
07-08-2003, 07:06 PM
here&#39;s mine:

Why did the girl fall off the swing?&#33;













































































SHE HAD NO ARMS&#33;&#33;&#33;

ROFLMAO :clap:
Nxs
07-08-2003, 07:07 PM
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??





















































Cause it was dead&#33; :D
Syanide
07-08-2003, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Nxs@Jul 8 2003, 08:07 PM
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??



Cause it was dead&#33; :D
Poor bastard :crybaby:


Now mine: What does a Welsh (wales people) Gym look like?










































































A Sheep tied to a post&#33;&#33; :D
Nxs
07-08-2003, 09:29 PM
Okk one more, What does a doorknob and your momma have in common?
















































































Everyone gets a turn&#33; :D
Syanide
07-08-2003, 09:37 PM
LOL :D


ok ok, me do another momma one:

What does a bicycle and your momma have in common?

































































Everyone gets a ride&#33; :D
Nxs
07-08-2003, 09:42 PM
What do you call 5 blondes standing in a line?











































A wind tunnel :D
jammin
07-08-2003, 10:15 PM
lol to all of these jokes. they ooze of quality&#33; :D
Nxs
07-08-2003, 10:28 PM
They ooze of bullcrap&#33; But tis nice to see you are ammused :D
Syanide
07-08-2003, 10:35 PM
I hear Bullcrap tastes good this time of year - Russian Accent :D
Nxs
07-08-2003, 10:41 PM
Russian accent???? Sounds more like a crap eaters accent :D Unless of course you mean that Russians eat crap all the time ":D
Syanide
07-08-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Nxs@Jul 8 2003, 11:41 PM
Russian accent???? Sounds more like a crap eaters accent :D Unless of course you mean that Russians eat crap all the time ":D
I am not racist againsed russians, as i have a russian friend who is easily fooled :D
Nxs
07-08-2003, 11:30 PM
I am not racist against communist pigs either&#33; hehehe :)
GraveRobber
07-09-2003, 12:09 AM
Communist Piggish Monkey&#33; Feel the Wrrrrrath of my mighty boot, foul furry creature&#33; :smileysex:
Redeemer
07-11-2003, 12:14 AM
Administrating thread-CPR&#33;&#33;&#33;
Come on... ...BREATHE damnit&#33; Breaaaathe&#33; Don&#39;t give up now&#33;
Nxs
07-11-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by GraveRobber@Jul 8 2003, 07:09 PM
Communist Piggish Monkey&#33; Feel the Wrrrrrath of my mighty boot, foul furry creature&#33; :smileysex:
http://www.sitemouse.com/users/sun_tzu/stfu25.jpg hehehe I will use this whenever I feel the need :D
Redeemer
07-11-2003, 12:36 AM
But there are so many pics that are more suitable.
Like...
http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/stfu43.jpg
Hihi, it&#39;s so darn cute. :D