I ate spam today...

[Redeemer]

I was so curious...
I had never tasted real spam...
Can't get a hold of any spam labeled "Spam" here...
Asked the woman behind the meat-counter...
Yes, they have something that is the same as spam...
I bought a can...
Just ate some...
Jelly-pork...
Stomache is wobbling...
Gas...
:fart: :puke:

Now, has anyone else eaten spam?

[Slinky2397]

Enjoy the wonders of left overs of a shmorgasboard of different animals. Mmmm, SPAM. Your colon is going to kill you too.

[Nxs]

lol! No one actually eats that shit! Tis just a novelty like Syanide :D

[Redeemer]

Pheeew, I just drank a big glass of Samarin (Swedish anti-acid stuff)...
I think I'll live.
WOW, this shit belongs in Fear Factor! Never again I say, never again.

[Slinky2397]

Don't do as they do, do as they say, MORE SPAM!

[Redeemer]

I threw it in the garbage.
Mmmm, I feel the need for some hotdogs...
*runs and checks the freezer for buns*
Weee! HOTDAWG!
Hmm, it's the same shit like in spam, but it sure tastes good.
Ketchup & Bostongurka, yum.

[Bucky]

Do you have any idea why Spam was actually invented?


If you know the answer to that, you would know better than to eat it!

[Kyoudan]

I like spam. just gotta know how to prepare it properly. But only REAL spam. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! Mmm, spamburgers! :clap:

[Nxs]

How in the hell can you substitute spam!??? Spam is a shitty substitute for ham. I will tell you how to prepare it, 1: open spam can, 2: put it between a piece of f****** real meat and consume! :D

[Kyoudan]

Lemme rephrase. "Accept no imitations." Example:"Treet" brand meat produts...EWWW

[Nxs]

What in the hell is Treet brand? Is that some funky Euro thing? :D

[Kyoudan]

Nope. just some cheap, off brand. and BTW I'm from Missouri. :)

[Nxs]

Really! MO huh! I know some ppl form there! :D You might know them pending on where you live! :D

[Slinky2397]

Spam is just, Spam.

[Kyoudan]

Springfield, MO. Is that too much info to give out? don't wanna get any live animals in the mail, or dead ones either. :unsure: I know Bucky likes to send all that wheelchair roadkill to the forum users!

[Nxs]

The ppl I know are cops in KC! Kinda screws witht the fun doesnt it??? :D

[Kyoudan]

This is the evil substance known as Treet http://la.znet.com/~gumba/html/16a.html

[Nxs]

Ohh lovely! A shit verison of spam! That has gotta be tasty! :D

[Bucky]

Originally posted by Kyoudan@Jul 10 2003, 11:07 PM
Springfield, MO. Is that too much info to give out? don't wanna get any live animals in the mail, or dead ones either. :unsure: I know Bucky likes to send all that wheelchair roadkill to the forum users!
Holy Crap!


Am I like a new sport for the n00bs around here? :unsure:


bastages! :P

[Redeemer]

Well, you know the advice they always give the new guy in movies when he comes to a school? Try beating up the biggest and baddest dude and you'll get everybodys respect.
It's starting to get kind of obvious sooo...

...BACDAFUCUP before you get SMACDAFUCUP!
Nobody touches Bucky! :francesco:

[Doug]

/me touches Bucky... in his special place.

[The P Man 2003]

I'm a newbie here, what's wtith bucky, syandine, and the guy with the stupid monkey and whoever else is on these forums? :samurai: :Oo: :Oo: :Oo: :bangin: :bucky!: :crybaby: B)

[Nxs]

Stupid monkey!?! Well, I suppose I will just have to bite you and give you a disease :D

[Doug]

Whaddaya mean 'What's with'? :slap:

[Mr_Aurelius]

Did I hear the word Bostongurka?! And Samarin too! They are both Swedish inventions!!! :clap: I'm proud of being Swedish :clap: , oh wait, should I? :oops!:

[Syanide]

Originally posted by The P Man 2003@Jul 11 2003, 02:34 PM
, syandine,
AHEM.... S-Y-A-N-I-D-E = SYANIDE! get it right Dude :D

[Nxs]

You really hate it when someone spells your name wrong don't ya, Cyanide? :D

[Syanide]

Originally posted by Nxs@Jul 11 2003, 07:21 PM
You really hate it when someone spells your name wrong don't ya, Cyanide? :D
Brrrrr. BLASPHEMY! :samurai:

[jammin]

Originally posted by The P Man 2003@Jul 11 2003, 02:34 PM
I'm a newbie here, what's wtith bucky, syandine, and the guy with the stupid monkey and whoever else is on these forums? :samurai: :Oo: :Oo: :Oo: :bangin: :bucky!: :crybaby: B)
they all have horrible secrets which is y theyre so derranged and odd

bucky's upset with his age, synadide is a little annoyed becos he was born wivout a willy, and nxs... well, we shouldnt speak about what hapend to nxs, poor thing...

[jammin]

Originally posted by Bucky+Jul 11 2003, 04:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bucky @ Jul 11 2003, 04:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Kyoudan@Jul 10 2003, 11:07 PM
Springfield, MO. Is that too much info to give out? don&#39;t wanna get any live animals in the mail, or dead ones either. :unsure: I know Bucky likes to send all that wheelchair roadkill to the forum users&#33;
Holy Crap&#33;


Am I like a new sport for the n00bs around here? :unsure:


bastages&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
hehe&#33; ure pickd on by n00bs&#33; :lol:

[Syanide]

Originally posted by YesICanChangeYourName@Jul 11 2003, 09:13 PM
synadide is a little annoyed becos he was born wivout a willy
:oops&#33;:

[jammin]

nice&#33;

evry1 check out the father ted link in syanide&#39;s sig and d/l the My Lovely Horse songs&#33;&#33;&#33;

funniest thnings ive ever heard in me life&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

[Syanide]

Originally posted by YesICanChangeYourName@Jul 12 2003, 12:25 AM
nice&#33;

evry1 check out the father ted link in syanide&#39;s sig and d/l the My Lovely Horse songs&#33;&#33;&#33;

funniest thnings ive ever heard in me life&#33;&#33;&#33; :D
Is good isnt it :D, My lovely horse running through the....... FIELD :D

[jammin]

where are u going with your fetlocks blowing in the... WIND :lol:

[Syanide]

http://www.father-ted.co.uk/download/MLHold.mp3


LISTEN ALLL :lol:

[jammin]

its a shame it cuts off half way thru

[modock22]

Originally posted by Bucky+Jul 11 2003, 03:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bucky @ Jul 11 2003, 03:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Kyoudan@Jul 10 2003, 11:07 PM
Springfield, MO. Is that too much info to give out? don&#39;t wanna get any live animals in the mail, or dead ones either. :unsure: I know Bucky likes to send all that wheelchair roadkill to the forum users&#33;
Holy Crap&#33;


Am I like a new sport for the n00bs around here? :unsure:


bastages&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
you have been sport for everyone for a while now from what i understand&#33;&#33; :moon:

[Dennis S.]

Hahahaha, LOL&#33; Naah.. Everyone here loves Bucky, even tho we rag on him because of his VERY old age :)