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jammin

07-30-2003, 05:06 PM

jus read the splinter cell ps2 review and, although it was reasonably well written and i agree mainly with the final score there's a couple of niggles i have with it:

1) 'This is so far the only game available that relies on hiding in shadows, sneaking past guards, infiltrating outposts'

i may be mistaken but wasn't a game released a while before splinter cell called thief? and couldn't you do just this in that game?

2) 'Voices are done by real people'

this made me laugh! voices? by real people? NEVER!!! :D :lol:

3) 'The animations of Sam and the opposition are obviously done by people'

well i never! and there i was thinking they were done by space aliens from the planet xenogia! :P

4) 'There is also a machine gun, shaped like the PN90, called the SC-20K. This rifle can shoot regular bullets on auto fire or single shot...'

make up your mind! is it a machine gun, or a rifle?!

and finally...

5) the over-use of the word 'nice'

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET A THESAURUS! :lol:

well, that's all the complaining i have to do. other than that the review was quite good.

keep up the good work guys :)

GraveRobber

07-31-2003, 07:26 PM

I am gonna kill you.

jammin

07-31-2003, 07:27 PM

calm down calm down, it's just a bit of constructive criticism :D

jammin

07-31-2003, 07:29 PM

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HEEEEEELP!!! IM TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE!!!

EDIT: woops! i deleted the pic :P

Doug

07-31-2003, 07:36 PM

1) Theif wasn't on PS2.

2) I think he meant real ACTORS.

3) Motion captured.

4) Well.. a mistake.

jammin

07-31-2003, 07:43 PM

1) he didn't say ps2 specific
2) he didn't say that :P
3) it wasn't motion captured
4) yeah lol

:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

now i'll just have to suck your blood! :P

Doug

07-31-2003, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by RubberDucki3@Jul 31 2003, 08:43 PM
1) he didn't say ps2 specific
2) he didn't say that :P
3) it wasn't motion captured
4) yeah lol

:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

now i'll just have to suck your blood! :P
Yeah you're right about the motion capturing. I just assumed. He should have said they were hand made.

I guess there could have been more information included, but I assumed the stuff in my above post, so...

jammin

07-31-2003, 07:54 PM

well, i still have to suck your blood u know. i have to live and all...

Bucky

07-31-2003, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by RubberDucki3@Jul 31 2003, 03:29 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HEEEEEELP!!! IM TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE!!!

http://www.apbu60.dsl.pipex.com/rabidmunki3.tk/me2.jpg
If this isn't a cry for photoshop abuse, I have never seen it.

If somebody doesn't turn that picture into the most humilitiating moment he has ever experienced, I will live in shame for what this site has fallen to.

jammin

07-31-2003, 08:06 PM

YAY! the next gh comp could be: 'edit the face'

whoever make the best edit wins a prize!

Itachi

07-31-2003, 08:24 PM

question is how would some of us post are brilliant creations,this iste doesnt do uploads from the users computer

does it?

Doug

07-31-2003, 08:28 PM

My question is: Why has your right eye only got a pupil? There is no iris?

Itachi

07-31-2003, 08:30 PM

cause the dude is a gay munkie(in the words of the master NXS)

jammin

07-31-2003, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Itachi@Jul 31 2003, 09:24 PM
question is how would some of us post are brilliant creations,this iste doesnt do uploads from the users computer

does it?
u can get some webspace :P

My question is: Why has your right eye only got a pupil? There is no iris?

that's because i edited it out :D i also made the other iris green

Redeemer

07-31-2003, 09:47 PM

DUDE! A little less makeup next time, okay?
http://w1.910.telia.com/~u91024754/rubbermakeup.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:

jammin

07-31-2003, 09:51 PM

w00t! well played old boy! :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D

Redeemer

07-31-2003, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by RubberDucki3@Jul 31 2003, 11:51 PM
w00t! well played old boy! :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D
Cheers mate. Hope it huuuuurts. ;)

Crackpot

07-31-2003, 10:04 PM

ROFLOLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

jammin

07-31-2003, 10:12 PM

i slightly edited mine again, now it has pixie ears! :D

http://www.apbu60.dsl.pipex.com/rabidmunki3.tk/me3.jpg

jammin

07-31-2003, 10:16 PM

btw, redeemer. ive stolen that pic 4 my avater! muahahahahahaahahaha!!! (aren't i evil!)

Itachi

07-31-2003, 10:46 PM

i have uncovered the true face of ducki3 http://www.uploadit.org/files/010803-me32[1].jpg

jammin

07-31-2003, 10:48 PM

hmm.. that makes me look fat :(

GraveRobber

07-31-2003, 10:48 PM

http://www.apbu60.dsl.pipex.com/rabidmunki3.tk/rubbermakeupgheydood.jpg

The Gimp when he is drunk :D

jammin

07-31-2003, 10:49 PM

hey! gimp is uncalled for :crybaby:

Itachi

07-31-2003, 10:49 PM

i took out the lighting so it doesnt make you look fat

jammin

07-31-2003, 10:50 PM

LMAO! now it looks like someone from my old school :P

Itachi

07-31-2003, 10:57 PM

Final version of the Itachi versions of rubberducki3 http://www.uploadit.org/files/010803-me32[31].jpg :thumbup:

jammin

07-31-2003, 11:07 PM

ROFLMFAO!

that just oozes quality! :D :lol:

Itachi

08-01-2003, 01:22 AM

i know aint it pertty

modock22

08-01-2003, 05:12 AM

Originally posted by RubberDucki3@Jul 31 2003, 11:07 PM
ROFLMFAO!

that just oozes quality! :D :lol:
well it oozes something

the only question is what?

Greywolf

08-01-2003, 10:09 AM

I ... can't help asking... :Oo:

Rubber Ducki3, Why do you have only one nostril? :rolleyes:

Nxs

08-01-2003, 01:07 PM

Ok here is my p&m for the morning.....I saw on Yahoo that some retarded girl that works for PETA, changed her dame name, legally, to GoVeg.com! How f&*(() retarded is this??? I swear it makes me want to change my name to kickananinmalforthefunofit! :D

Bucky

08-01-2003, 04:51 PM

WillThrowMonkeyPooForCash ?

Nxs

08-01-2003, 04:52 PM

willbeatanoldmanforfree! :D

GraveRobber

08-01-2003, 05:59 PM

Willwheeltheoldmanofftotheroomoutsidethisroombecau sehesissooldthathelivesinahostpital :D Try saying that 100 times fast

jammin

08-01-2003, 06:08 PM

er... i think i'll pass :P

Nxs

08-01-2003, 07:28 PM

Or....makefunofgraverobbercausehisballshaveyettodr op! :D

Dennis S.

08-01-2003, 07:41 PM

LOL! That was mean ;)

Nxs

08-01-2003, 07:45 PM

Who said the monkey was nice!!?? You want nice, get a dog! hehehe :D

jammin

08-01-2003, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by Nxs@Aug 1 2003, 08:28 PM
Or....makefunofgraverobbercausehisballshaveyettodr op! :D
LMFAO!!!! it's funny because it's true! :D

GraveRobber

08-01-2003, 08:02 PM

I'm gonna kill Rabid twice, then Nxs, hell Nxs twenty times - after I beat the crap out of him with his own poop, you mean mother******************************************** ************************************************** *************.

jammin

08-01-2003, 08:35 PM

hmm... grave robber seems to be somewhat annoyed, i wonder why... :rolleyes:

Nxs

08-01-2003, 08:39 PM

I haven't the slightest clue as to why he is a bit pissy! :D His pussy must hurt :D

Redeemer

08-01-2003, 09:39 PM

What goes around, comes around...

*tries to imitate Nelson from The Simpsons*
HA-HA!

Dennis S.

08-03-2003, 12:56 AM

LOL, gotcha there Grave :blow:

GraveRobber

08-03-2003, 02:07 AM

*blocks Rabid, uninstalls YIM!, blocks Redeemer, considers blocking Dennis for laughing too... considers mailing Nxs some cystic anthrax poo*

Nxs

08-03-2003, 02:45 AM

And ppl wonder why being called a 12 year old is an insult :D

Dennis S.

08-03-2003, 06:15 AM

LOL! He's 13, not 12 tho, there's a BIG difference between those 2 ages :>

Crackpot

08-03-2003, 07:41 AM

no there isnt :nxs: Everything under 15 years of age is unfinished. :D

Dennis S.

08-03-2003, 08:13 AM

Amen to that! Although... did you just give a random age, or are you 16? :D

jammin

08-03-2003, 10:40 AM

im 15, does that count? cos u did say under!

Crackpot

08-03-2003, 11:46 AM

im 17. ;)

and I meant 15 years and younger but ill let you slip trough the barrier. (ive got a younger sister :( )

you are just....hmm...well........unmoderated. In a decent way of course. :rolleyes:

Syanide

08-03-2003, 07:11 PM

I havnt read the whole thread, but the age limit of acceptence in hell semms to have got higher :D

Nxs

08-03-2003, 07:13 PM

I dont relly think it has to do with age as much as maturity level! Sheesh, the 12 year olds in here act more mature than I do! :D

Syanide

08-03-2003, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by Nxs@Aug 3 2003, 08:13 PM
I dont relly think it has to do with age as much as maturity level! Sheesh, the 12 year olds in here act more mature than I do! :D
Tis' not really a hard thing to do, i meen, i am probobly the most matrure person on this forum, at a ripe old age of 15 :D

/me hahaha look at that funny shaped baloon :lol:

Dennis S.

08-03-2003, 09:08 PM

So? I laugh at everything that I find funny... Often it's other people that don't find my laughing at them funny at all. That's when I usually have to run because I'm a coward :dennis:

jammin

08-03-2003, 11:13 PM

i am as mature as a fine cheese :D

Greywolf

08-04-2003, 08:44 AM

^^^
Do you smell that way too? :rolleyes:

Dennis S.

08-04-2003, 08:53 AM

LOL! This was a hit below the belt :trout:

Crackpot

08-04-2003, 01:28 PM

arent fine cheese supposed to be stored in a long time some nasty dark place where they can sit and rotten. :D

jammin

08-04-2003, 02:14 PM

hey! my bedroom isn't that bad! :P

Dennis S.

08-04-2003, 05:50 PM

That's not HIV told us... Well, he DID enjoy the stay in your room, but... Well, normal people just wouldn't :rolleyes:

jammin

08-04-2003, 07:08 PM

wow, dennis really has gone bitter after i slappd him with my trout :P

GraveRobber

08-04-2003, 07:29 PM

:suicide: Please kill me now god... or spawn a bullet...

Itachi

08-04-2003, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by RubberDucki3@Aug 4 2003, 03:08 PM
wow, dennis really has gone bitter after i slappd him with my trout :P
well getting hit with a trout is the ULTIMATE diss

Has anyone noticed the old :bucky: hasnt been around the past few days

jammin

08-04-2003, 09:18 PM

i didn't mean to hit him... erm... my finger slippd!

Itachi

08-04-2003, 09:20 PM

yeah and nxs never actually means to throw some fecies

jammin

08-04-2003, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by Itachi+Aug 4 2003, 10:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Itachi @ Aug 4 2003, 10:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--RubberDucki3@Aug 4 2003, 03:08 PM
wow, dennis really has gone bitter after i slappd him with my trout :P
well getting hit with a trout is the ULTIMATE diss

Has anyone noticed the old :bucky: hasnt been around the past few days [/b][/quote]
my guess is that dennis pushd him over a cliff :P

Itachi

08-04-2003, 09:21 PM

The jealousy of post counts rear its head once again

jammin

08-04-2003, 09:27 PM

oh itachi, u shouldnt b jealous of my post count :bucky!:

Itachi

08-04-2003, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by RubberDucki3@Aug 4 2003, 05:27 PM
oh itachi, u shouldnt b jealous of my post count :bucky!:
im not talking about mine and yours post count
im talking about dennis being jealous of buckys post count-hence him pushing bucky over a cliff
He mad the world a better place http://forums.animesuki.com/images/smilies/bow.gifhttp://www.anarchy-online.com/character/photos/40690.jpg

Dennis S.

08-04-2003, 11:38 PM

LOL! Actually I think Buckster is at his daughter's place, with his granddaughter :)

But you can still keep praising me :D

Nxs

08-05-2003, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by Itachi@Aug 4 2003, 04:20 PM
yeah and nxs never actually means to throw some fecies
Never have any doubt that I throw poop on purpose for damn near any reason :D

Greywolf

08-05-2003, 07:30 AM

^^^
gotta have a lot of poop there :Oo:

Nxs

08-05-2003, 01:55 PM

Tis all the fiber :D

Syanide

08-06-2003, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by Dennis S.@Aug 3 2003, 10:08 PM
So? I laugh at everything that I find funny... Often it's other people that don't find my laughing at them funny at all. That's when I usually have to run because I'm a coward :dennis:
Are you challenging me?? :furious:

:lol:

TrippelX

08-06-2003, 05:01 PM

riight :bucky!: me noob poster

Bucky

08-06-2003, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by TrippelX@Aug 6 2003, 01:01 PM
riight :bucky!: me noob poster
Welcome to Hell! :D

The thing to do here is go pick on Mardi in this thread (http://www.gamershell.com/bb_invision/index.php?act=ST&f=17&t=2860) ;)

Dennis S.

08-06-2003, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by Syanide+Aug 6 2003, 07:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Syanide @ Aug 6 2003, 07:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Dennis S.@Aug 3 2003, 10:08 PM
So? I laugh at everything that I find funny... Often it's other people that don't find my laughing at them funny at all. That's when I usually have to run because I'm a coward :dennis:
Are you challenging me?? :furious:

:lol: [/b][/quote]
No... Don't see anyone worthy of challenge here :interman:

Crackpot

08-06-2003, 05:42 PM

boing. hehe :P

Dainius

08-06-2003, 08:11 PM

man that picture is nasty

Dainius

08-06-2003, 08:11 PM

ignore wut i just sayed

Syanide

08-08-2003, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by Dennis S.+Aug 6 2003, 06:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dennis S. @ Aug 6 2003, 06:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Syanide@Aug 6 2003, 07:01 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dennis S.@Aug 3 2003, 10:08 PM
So? I laugh at everything that I find funny... Often it's other people that don't find my laughing at them funny at all. That's when I usually have to run because I'm a cowardÂ* :dennis:
Are you challenging me?? :furious:

:lol:
No... Don't see anyone worthy of challenge here :interman: [/b][/quote]
Then in that case, you must wear dark glasses and hold a white stick :P :D

Dennis S.

08-08-2003, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by Syanide+Aug 8 2003, 07:19 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Syanide @ Aug 8 2003, 07:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Dennis S.@Aug 6 2003, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by -Syanide@Aug 6 2003, 07:01 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dennis S.@Aug 3 2003, 10:08 PM
So? I laugh at everything that I find funny... Often it's other people that don't find my laughing at them funny at all. That's when I usually have to run because I'm a cowardÂ* :dennis:
Are you challenging me?? :furious:

:lol:
No... Don't see anyone worthy of challenge here :interman:
Then in that case, you must wear dark glasses and hold a white stick :P :D [/b][/quote]
Wow, that REALLT hurt. Now I'm crying like a little girl and considering hiding under the bed from Syanide...... NOT! :P