ok... brittney or christina...

[Bruckout]

whoz hotter..?????

ill take christina with that black hair neday...

[Itachi]

what no 3some option?

[Nxs]

They are both dirty whores that do who they have to for money! This is not music! Tis a fad that will wear out like the chia pet :D

[Itachi]

Originally posted by Nxs@Sep 15 2003, 11:52 PM
They are both dirty whores that do who they have to for money! This is not music! Tis a fad that will wear out like the chia pet :D
you would still do em thought right?

[Bruckout]

i do agree with u nxs.... but i like em dirrrrrty! i dont like the fake shit on brittney....

[Nxs]

Originally posted by Itachi+Sep 15 2003, 10:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Itachi @ Sep 15 2003, 10:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Nxs@Sep 15 2003, 11:52 PM
They are both dirty whores that do who they have to for money&#33; This is not music&#33; Tis a fad that will wear out like the chia pet :D
you would still do em thought right? [/b][/quote]
Helll no&#33; Who knows what they have contracted&#33;&#33; Penicillin can not even begin to cover their diseases&#33; :D

[Bruckout]

so who do u like nxs? celebrity wise?

[Nxs]

I don&#39;t really watch tv all that much, but, I do have a thing for Terri Garr :D

[Bruckout]

hmmm.... i dont know who teri garr is... teri hatcher for sure&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Nxs]

Terri Garr played in Mr. Mom and on Friends :D

[Itachi]

who doesshe play as on friends,cause i love that show but i cant remember seeing her?

she isnt chanlers mom is she?

[Nxs]

She is pheboes mom :D

[Reaper]

omg lol
Well i&#39;d say they&#39;re both ugly i&#39;d rather have a shot at pamela anderson...
with a couple of years less and no kids... lol :D

[Bruckout]

ewwwwww... pamela..... no way man... her tits are soo huge... forget that...... i never understood how neone could be attracted to her.... well i dont like blones newayz..... only exception is jenna J....

[Nxs]

Pamela is retarded&#33; I like blondes&#33; Just not that retarded bimbo&#33; :D

[Bruckout]

jenna J man... jenna J.... i usually dont like dirties... but she is the hotest bloned ever....

[Nxs]

She is a porstar dude&#33; The woman probably caries more viruses than me&#33; :D

[Dennis S.]

Originally posted by Nxs@Sep 15 2003, 11:50 PM
She is a porstar dude&#33; The woman probably caries more viruses than me&#33; :D
I doubt that&#39;s possible... Or at least, she probably doesn&#39;t have Ebolla :P

[Nxs]

Damn&#33; The woman has done more species than I can fathom&#33; Her tongue has got to be a hotbed for everything including ebola :D

[Bruckout]

dude&#33; damn&#33; come on.. someone back me up.... no one would do jenna?

[Nxs]

Ohh I would do her if she didnt have more nuts in her than the Planters factory&#33; :D

[Bruckout]

lol

[Reaper]

Originally posted by Nxs@Sep 16 2003, 04:47 AM
Pamela is retarded&#33; I like blondes&#33; Just not that retarded bimbo&#33; :D
lol damn i tought the thread was on doing womens not on who&#39;s the smartest &#33; :P

[Reaper]

Originally posted by Bruckout@Sep 16 2003, 04:59 AM
dude&#33; damn&#33; come on.. someone back me up.... no one would do jenna?
lol nope... :P

[Greywolf]

I&#39;d rather hit Christina Aguillera :D :rolleyes: B)

[Nxs]

Ohh I would hit her also&#33; I would just need to be in one of those biohazard suits to do so :D

[Greywolf]

Originally posted by Nxs@Sep 16 2003, 06:25 AM
Ohh I would hit her also&#33; I would just need to be in one of those biohazard suits to do so :D
OK, nxs, so you don&#39;t like celebrities... go and pick a girl on the highway, then&#33; We have a lot of those here... mainly gipsy girls... :rolleyes:

[Nxs]

I did not say I didn&#39;t like some celebs, Tis just a select few. The ones that screwed more than Bob Vila into a 2 storied house are the ones I don&#39;t care for :D

[Greywolf]

Then again, how woud you know who has screwed a lot and who hasn&#39;t?

It is not as if they upload their home-made porn movies, is it?

[Nxs]

I suppose you may have a point&#33; Not a big one but still :D

[Greywolf]

Not everyone that looks good screws around, you know.

Look at me, for example - I didn&#39;t get laid utill I was 19 B) :D

[Nxs]

Ohhh&#33; Excuse me&#33; When you look as good as you, does it hurt to pull your head out of your hole just to kiss your own ass??? :D

[Greywolf]

I didn&#39;t quite get this one, but I presume it was some kind of an insult :rolleyes: :crybaby:

Have you been drinking, nxs? :unsure:

[Nxs]

I am always drinking :D

[Dennis S.]

Originally posted by Nxs@Sep 16 2003, 02:43 AM
I am always drinking :D
He is one hellova drunk monkey :)

[Greywolf]

:crybaby: the monkey hates meeee :crybaby:

:unsure: Maybe it&#39;s because of that condom joke I played on him :unsure:

:crybaby: I&#39;m sooryyyy&#33;.... :crybaby:












:rolleyes: Yeah, right&#33; :rolleyes:

[Nxs]

The monkey hates noone :D

[Jdub22]

I&#39;ll stick to my hott girlfriend thanks.

[interman]

this thread needs PICS&#33;

[Jdub22]

yeah right, you&#39;d think she was a model and that I&#39;m a liar.
You&#39;d think I&#39;m lying cuz I play videogames.

[Mr Beef]

http://images.rollingstone.com/rollingstone/content/6720/Images/00332719.jpg

http://www.britneyspears.org/pic0603/magazines/ellesept03/01.jpg

http://www.britneyspears.org/pic0603/magazines/ellesept03/02.jpg

http://connection.christina-aguilera.net/photos/rs_11.jpg

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/christina_aguilera/gm_l1.jpg

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/christina_aguilera/gm_l2.jpg

These are my girlfriends... :D

[Greywolf]

^^^
you wanker&#33; :D












;)

[Dirt_pridE]

Like Christina the most, cos she dedicated a song to me: Dirrrty :lol:

[slayer one]

Dude, you didn&#39;t have to post your whole porno collection. :sleep:

[UndergroundRacer5]

Originally posted by Reaper@Sep 16 2003, 04:40 AM
omg lol
Well i&#39;d say they&#39;re both ugly i&#39;d rather have a shot at pamela anderson...
with a couple of years less and no kids... lol :D
DITTO....

[Syanide]

Originally posted by slayer one@Oct 9 2003, 05:19 AM
Dude, you didn&#39;t have to post your whole porno collection. :sleep:
Hahaa, lol :D

[Doug]

Christina without a shadow of a doubt. Britney doesn&#39;t do it for me to be honest.

[Syanide]

Originally posted by Doug@Nov 7 2003, 12:32 PM
Christina without a shadow of a doubt. Britney doesn&#39;t do it for me to be honest.
Britney used to do it for me more than christina, but times change and so do i, so id BONE christina given the choice.. AWW f**k it... given the choice id bone them both&#33; :D

[swebarb]

They are two bitches who takes it in the mouth thats what they are, they are horrible trash&#33;

[CHILLERKILLER]

Christina has much better figure n that.. Britney kinda..... like........ errmm :thumbdown:

[tnam7]

Ummm....I&#39;m with Syanide....I&#39;d bone them both. BTW: That first pic of Mr. Beef&#39;s looks awefully familar to me? :Oo:

[Syanide]

Originally posted by tnam7@Nov 7 2003, 11:29 PM
Ummm....I&#39;m with Syanide....I&#39;d bone them both. BTW: That first pic of Mr. Beef&#39;s looks awefully familar to me? :Oo:
Someones been reading womens magazines :rolleyes:

[Greywolf]

Originally posted by swebarb@Nov 7 2003, 06:06 PM
They are two bitches who takes it in the mouth thats what they are, they are horrible trash&#33;
Wait, you don&#39;t like girls who take it in the mouth, now? :Oo:

Man, what is the matter with you? :bucky&#33;:

[Syanide]

And i thaught Gaywolf was the one :lol:

[Greywolf]

No, I actually do like girls that do... you know

:blowjob: :yeahright:

[Syanide]

Originally posted by Greywolf@Nov 8 2003, 02:10 AM
No, I actually do like girls that do... you know

:blowjob: :yeahright:
Sure oyou do, you just act gay

-Drunk.

[Big D.]

Originally posted by Syanide+Nov 7 2003, 04:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Syanide @ Nov 7 2003, 04:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Doug@Nov 7 2003, 12:32 PM
Christina without a shadow of a doubt. Britney doesn&#39;t do it for me to be honest.
Britney used to do it for me more than christina, but times change and so do i, so id BONE christina given the choice.. AWW f**k it... given the choice id bone them both&#33; :D [/b][/quote]
Hear hear&#33;

...Though I gotta say, Britney has a f&#39;ing hot ass...Where as Christina lacks one.

I&#39;d go with Britney...Right after f&#39;ing Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson...And right before I woke up from my dream. :D

[Slinky2397]

Dream on. None of us would have the intestinal fortitude to last more than a minute with them, if it were even possible in the first place. :suicide:

[warrior35]

Dude, I would totally do Jenna j. Definatly

And she can&#39;t be all that dirty, its legit porn, not back yard shit

There is a whole corporation for this stuff&#33;

[Greywolf]

About celebrity sex... I&#39;ll tell you a joke.

Shipwreck.
Desert island.
The only survivers are a man and Claudia Shiffer (the model).

Day 1 The man goes to her and asks her if she&#39;d like to have sex.
"No way - she replies - I&#39;m Claudia Shiffer"

Day 2 Same stuff

...

Day 7 Claudia Shiffer agrees to have sex. So they do.

Day 8 Animal passion

Day 9 Animal passion

...

Day 14 The man looks upset

Day 15 Even more upset

Day 16 Claudia asks him what is the matter. No reply

Day 17 The man stops to eat

...

Day 21 Claudia asks if there&#39;s enything she could do to ease his suffering. "Yes - he says - cut your hair and put on those trousers" ... "Now sit here with me with your back to the fire"

The man with a vigorous voice "Joe, buddy, you wouldn&#39;t believe me if I told you about the stuff I&#39;ve done with Claudia Shiffer"
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Bottomline: Sex with celebrities is worth nothing if you have noone to tell about it :)

[Omegaslast]

f**k that i want BROOKE BURKE&#33;&#33;&#33;

:blowjob:

[Xpendable]

The TX-chick
:jawdrop:

[slayer one]

I&#39;d like to be the meat in a Brittany-Modonna sandwich. :rolleyes:

[KamisoriX]

You get Madonna and I get Brit :lol: :lol: :lol: :dennis: :smartass:

[slayer one]

That would be more like a hot dog casserole.

[Syanide]

Originally posted by Xpendable@Nov 15 2003, 12:14 PM
The TX-chick
:jawdrop:
Liquid Metal Sex :D :lol:

[Xpendable]

Yeah she is gettin liquid alright ;)

[White Dragon]

hmm stange guys... :bucky&#33;:

[KamisoriX]

Strange, usualy this kind of threats got mad links to fake nude pics and pornsites.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :dennis: :smartass:

[Xpendable]

:oops&#33;: