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Bucky
10-30-2003, 06:12 PM
http://www.cdmag.com/articles/030/193/shot3big.jpg
Bucky
10-30-2003, 06:25 PM
Monkey in a Bar?

A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey.

The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!" The man replied, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble."

Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball. No one can play pool anymore! Get out!" So the monkey and the man left.

The man left but came back one week later with his monkey. He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble. The bartender let him and the monkey stay.

Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his ass, and then ate it. The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!"

The man said, "Since he swallowed the cue ball, he sizes everything up before he eats it."
Syanide
10-30-2003, 06:37 PM
KILL THE MONKEY KILL THE MONKEY then, KILL YOURSELF!!


:D
gutz
10-30-2003, 06:37 PM
lmao :lol:
Crackpot
10-30-2003, 06:59 PM
A man walks into a bar with his monkey and the bartender comes to him and says: "You may not bring monkeys in here" and the man says: "Of course I can", and he bartender says: "of course you can!", and the man says: "everybody likes monkeys", and the bartender says: "yes...everybody likes little furry creatures called monkeys and suddenly everyone at the bare said: "EVERYONE LIKES MONKEYS!" and they all started dancing and singing and shouting and playing with the monkey and suddenly the monkey says: "........Hi....im a monkey..." and then everybody says "HI MONKEY", and the monkey says: "....I can.....throw poo?..." and everybody says: "LOOK AT TEH MONKEY!!! HE CAN THROW POO!!!11!!" and then......errr.......nevermind...it's a boring story. :D
Dirt_pridE
10-30-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Crackpot@Oct 30 2003, 09:59 PM
A man walks into a bar with his monkey and the bartender comes to him and says: "You may not bring monkeys in here" and the man says: "Of course I can", and he bartender says: "of course you can!", and the man says: "everybody likes monkeys", and the bartender says: "yes...everybody likes little furry creatures called monkeys and suddenly everyone at the bare said: "EVERYONE LIKES MONKEYS!" and they all started dancing and singing and shouting and playing with the monkey and suddenly the monkey says: "........Hi....im a monkey..." and then everybody says "HI MONKEY", and the monkey says: "....I can.....throw poo?..." and everybody says: "LOOK AT TEH MONKEY!!! HE CAN THROW POO!!!11!!" and then......errr.......nevermind...it's a boring story. :D
Wow!! Even a dead monkey is funnier than that!!
KamisoriX
10-30-2003, 07:24 PM
Monkey island 2 was the best, MI3 got the best Graphics and 4 was just awful. :lol: :lol: :dennis: :Oo: :unsure: :smartass:
Crawler
10-30-2003, 07:44 PM
Dead monkeys are funnier than a lot of things... Especially dead clown monkeys. They're teh funniest
tnam7
10-30-2003, 07:51 PM
May I suggest that you spank the monkey before you kill him? Seems a waste not to spank your monkey, doesn't?
tnam7
10-30-2003, 07:54 PM
http://triggur.org/dead/dmtheatre.gif

http://triggur.org/dead/randj.jpg

:lol: I love google!
Bucky
10-30-2003, 08:21 PM
n00bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111


This is a FLAME TEH MONKEE THREAD

Not a kill teh monkey thread! Wtf is wrong with you people? :Oo:


Nxs' Great, great grandfather:

http://www.malabar.net/halloween/monkey1.jpg
tnam7
10-30-2003, 08:32 PM
fine, dont kill the monkey then.

NXS' girlfriend, not to bad.. :Oo:

http://www.hotsweetmonkeylove.com/monkey_sex_girl.jpg
Syanide
10-30-2003, 08:42 PM
tnam, you website? ::D :P
KamisoriX
10-30-2003, 09:04 PM
Cover the face and hit the base....WOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrrr...... yeah...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :dennis: :smartass: :unsure: :Oo: :lol: :dennis:
tnam7
10-30-2003, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Syanide@Oct 30 2003, 05:42 PM
tnam, you website? ::D :P
:lol: You didnt actually go to it did you?
KamisoriX
10-30-2003, 09:27 PM
LOL, just noticed the website. Neato Tnam :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jackass
10-30-2003, 10:13 PM
KamisoriX Posted on Oct 30 2003, 08:24 PM
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Monkey island 2 was the best, MI3 got the best Graphics and 4 was just awful.

Nooo shittin on Monkey Island it's like the game i grew up with :D

But you can KILL al other monkeys. :) And homosapiens are no monkeys. ;)

WE ARE ALL APES!!!
jammin
10-30-2003, 10:21 PM
nxs' strange, child loving friend:

http://www.apbu60.dsl.pipex.com/rabidmunki3.tk/jackson.jpg
Crackpot
10-31-2003, 04:37 AM
me takes out flamethrower and flames nxs heavily.
Dirt_pridE
10-31-2003, 09:56 AM
me ----&#62; :torchanim: :furious: <----- NXS
Syanide
10-31-2003, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by tnam7+Oct 30 2003, 11:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tnam7 @ Oct 30 2003, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Syanide@Oct 30 2003, 05:42 PM
tnam, you website? ::D :P
:lol: You didnt actually go to it did you? [/b][/quote]
Ummm...no.. :unsure:
The P Man 2003
11-01-2003, 11:09 PM
Don&#39;t Flame the MoNkEy He Is CoOl. VeRy CoOl.
Crackpot
11-02-2003, 09:24 AM
When is teh monkey coming back?
CHILLERKILLER
11-04-2003, 12:51 AM
Shall we Flame Them?

http://www.hotsweetmonkeylove.com/images/HNSNSNE1.jpg




Shall we , Huh? Huh? :thumbup: :thumbdown:
CHILLERKILLER
11-04-2003, 12:52 AM
Or This Guy, to Brighten his life up a bit...

http://www.hotsweetmonkeylove.com/images/soulburnstare4.jpg

?? :suicide: