I'll Try my hand at a riddle

[picadilly]

From a friend:

A man walked into a bar and order a glass of water. The barmaid said nothing, but grabbed a shotgun and aimed it at his head.

Why did the man simply smile, thank her, then leave?

[Xpendable]

Because he had the hick-ups ;)

[White Dragon]

Because it was a Jackhammer typ x3(rare), and the man was a Gun fanatic :lol:

[Xpendable]

And he knew that the crappy shotgun couldn't match his Rocket Launcher ;)

[Crackpot]

Originally posted by picadilly@May 11 2004, 03:46 PM
From a friend:

A man walked into a bar and order a glass of water. The barmaid said nothing, but grabbed a shotgun and aimed it at his head.

Why did the man simply smile, thank her, then leave?
Because he had spinach stuck between his teeth. :D

[Dirt_pridE]

Originally posted by picadilly@May 11 2004, 03:46 PM
From a friend:

A man walked into a bar and order a glass of water. The barmaid said nothing, but grabbed a shotgun and aimed it at his head.

Why did the man simply smile, thank her, then leave?
Cos he was frunk, just like the monkey!

[mendel]

witch dude enters a bar and orders a glass of water ? :thumbdown:


please take a fanta or coke B)

[Xpendable]

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01100110011011110111001000100000011110010110111101 1101010010
00000011110101010000


:smartass:

[Dirt_pridE]

Originally posted by Xpendable@May 14 2004, 06:24 PM
01010011011011110010000001111001011011110111010100 100000
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01100110011011110111001000100000011110010110111101 1101010010
00000011110101010000


:smartass:
So you can read Binary, good for you =P

:smartass:

[Xpendable]

Muhahaha

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[Dirt_pridE]

Originally posted by Xpendable@May 14 2004, 07:41 PM
Muhahaha

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01010110111101110000011011000110010100100000011001 00011011110110
11100010011101110100001000000110101101101110011011 11
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Yes indeed, but some people don't know how to do Zhis =P
Muhahaha i had 2 much BEER

Hihihihi

And my GF is cumming this evening
=P
Cant wait hihihihihihihih







sick d00d......

[Xpendable]

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1110101001001010011010101000010000001001000010011
11010011110100110001001001010001110100000101001110

:smartass:

[Dirt_pridE]

Originally posted by Xpendable@May 15 2004, 03:05 PM
010100110101010001000001010100000100100001001
1110101001001010011010101000010000001001000010011
11010011110100110001001001010001110100000101001110

:smartass:
LMAO!! :D

[7th_Div_USSR]

Hmmmm this is a good case for the TEAM LASER EXPLOSION!! (all rights preserved:P) Have you all already seen the new weebl and bob fanclub from team laser explosion? B)

[Dark Artist]

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[Xpendable]

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0001000000111010101110000001000000011101001010000

[White Dragon]

Originally posted by Xpendable@May 19 2004, 09:48 AM
01001111011010110110000101111001001000000100001001 11010101
11010000100000011101110110111101110101011011000110 0100001000000111100
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive4.jpg


:)

[picadilly]

whats going on with all the rando 0s and 1s

stinks that the first person got it right.

yup it was hiccups and she scared him so they left!