Best Half Life 2 review

[AZT3C]

very unusual and interesting and funny review of halflife 2 check it out

[Orion]

Oh sure Max Payne 2 had physics but they were almost useless in that game. This game i f***ing fly up a ramp with a dune buggy POP 2 GUYS WITH THE KICK HINIE () MAGNUM LAND DO A ROLL GET OUT AND SHOOT TWO MORE AND THEN SHOOT MYSELF.

Hahahahahahaha that's great.

lol...ya thats good

[Jdub22]

lol

Yeah, that's got to be the best review of HL2 i've read. :thumbup:

[Psycho Pigeon]

lol this is the guy i wouldnt trust with a gun.

[Strawberry knight]

Originally posted by Suislide Posted by a FAN BOY+ November 18 -->


almost ? LOL throughout all the so called "review" he praised the game without any disadvantages


Sure he is a fan boy, now lets see his point of view

vocabulary

verbs/and ... Adjectives :P
18 times-ass
10 times-kick
16 times-sandpaper
4 times-teahat
6 times-blow
4 times-rock/s
3 times-god

exceptional adjectives
8 times-incredible

conjunctions
23 times-and

pronouns
12 times-i
21 times- you
5 times-me

As we can see, he is 15 years old, talks about his experience with the game that probably skipped out of school to write his "point of view". (Not to mention he never played a good game or any games at the past saying, "this is the best") does not point out the disadvantages of the game, which there are many of them.

Now, using his vocabulary you can be a cool "reviewer" too!

"i kick ass, sandpaper god, me incredible rock and you blow teahat"

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[zztoper]

Well, well.. That just goes straight to ban.

[Sepht]

Originally posted by zztoper@Nov 21 2004, 11:51 PM
:nxs: sandpaper you bucky admin piece of teahat. Tell them noobs and dumbass kids GrimReaper. The game sucks farcry is better if you think your cool playing halflife 2 think again. It is 3 year old crap that still has bug and glitches and more crap then you can shake a stick at. Stick with beating your meat it is more fun then this junk. I give it a -10 out of 10 stars and -1 million for the sandpapering steam bull teahat. THE ENDING SUCKS both you and alex get on a train again this time you dont see nothing because it is black wtf is that. Valve go to hel l QUOTE THAT!

LOL

You sir are very incorrect.... And im the one saying this.. LOL

[Cow]

Originally posted by zztoper@Nov 21 2004, 11:51 PM
:nxs: sandpaper you bucky admin piece of teahat. Tell them noobs and dumbass kids GrimReaper. The game sucks farcry is better if you think your cool playing halflife 2 think again. It is 3 year old crap that still has bug and glitches and more crap then you can shake a stick at. Stick with beating your meat it is more fun then this junk. I give it a -10 out of 10 stars and -1 million for the sandpapering steam bull teahat. THE ENDING SUCKS both you and alex get on a train again this time you dont see nothing because it is black wtf is that. Valve go to hel l QUOTE THAT!

Wow! Tickets to banville are a hot item in the past few days!