Vampire Rain Contest

:thumbup: I'm hopeing deadly wins the prize Best one yet

Some funny stuff posted, but how many of these would actually kill a Vampire

Originally posted by slugbug@Jul 25 2007, 02:43 AM
Some funny stuff posted, but how many of these would actually kill a Vampire

mine would kill anything male

mine would kill everything

Work part-time at mcdonald's until you can just hire Blade.

weak, mr blade is on the run for tax ditchin

if you want make a vampire be afraid of you forever and flee into oblivion,the ingredients are:

1)a bunch of garlic
2)a TV set
3)the X-files full DVD collection

Instructions of usage :

Place the TV set in a room with the DVD player connected to it and ready to play the X-files TV series;behind the TV,carefully place the bunch of garlic;after this the final step is to place the vampire in front of the TV set and start the TV with the series.
This thing will have a double effect :
-the vampire will be very scared because the monsters that appear in X-files are much uglier than he is
-the vampire will be caught several times by the action in X-files and would not notice the nocive effect of the garlic behind the tv and will decompose little by little and in the end he will have to run !

he'll probably run but won't die. it's about killin baby

he will die in the end cause it decomposes during the process because of the hidden garlic

but once the garlic is gone the vamp regenerates. so you wann leave the once a vamp brew in your living room and constantly changing the garlic with fresh ones?