Hey, you ch34t0rs n h4x0rs

Well, not long ago i went to a CS clan site which plays CSS and CS 1.5/6 and wanted to share my wisdom in their forums. What I
saw there was a Forum full of "OMG! Cheators" and "DAMN! DIE CHEATER!" threats. I didn't waste no time and called my friends
who could give me their keys and ended up getting 2 fresh keys since none of us really plays CS anymore. My key got swallowed
by Steam...i never got an replacement for it (one of the many reasons I don't like STEAM). Well, i headed straight for their server
which is as stated in their forum as "costum protected" (my guess is that they just used VAC and put a .cfg file in which contains
the gods protective hands line "no cheating = '1' "). Well, i threw in some of my cheats of my glorious CS days.

1st Round: Well, I came in and expected to do some TKs before I get auto kick so i....well....TKed my team. people got pissed
off and told the clan folks to kick me. I just said my mouse cable got disconnected when I pulled on it to hard but it's tight now
(yeah, random friendly-fire with 4 perfect headshots...hrhrhr). Well, they let me stay...and their uber 1337 "custom protection"
(someone please tell them that putting a rubberband around the server cables is not secure enough, but at least it's a start I guess)
still didn't kick me. so i stood.

2nd round: the Glow hax (basicly a wallhack that lets all opposites glow in any colour you want and if you like to you can make your
own folks glow) does what it should and I got a sexy victory but wasted to much ammo. Hmm, aimbot has to come in, so I hit "2"
on the num pad and amy was still looking good. Still not kicked by the almighty.

3rd round: Wallshots left and right and frags left and right. the first calls me a cheater. i said no, I play this game since day one
(which isn't even a lie, I only lied when I said no to the cheater part) and that you people running such obvious routes which I always
shoot as a standart prcedure. server admin said nothing (2 of the claners where on my team and 2 on the other but all kept quiet).

4th round: i let the others run ahead and till the first guy on my team died. Then i rushed out with the AWM and funny enough I
slipped on my mouse and accidently shot twice - 2 headshots...didn't even see anyone. well another guy was busy disarming the
bomb so i knifed that babe. now the 3 other non claners on the other team started calling me cheators. The clan guy on my team
said: No, he is not cheating! :Oo: We have set the anti cheat so you MUST have the original files or you'll be banned. besides
watched him and there was definitly no cheating going on (you gotta lovethose rightous admins). I just pro pointed him.

5th round: I got the bomb (abopout time) and ran straight to the bomb spot. Headshot! (The great kami got fraged? but...how could it...be?),
instantly switched over to spec and good enough i caught the right teammate who was nailing the guy who shot me. that guy was on the other
side of the map. no way he could see me at the bomb spot and give me a header. He must be cheating.

6th round: I asked the dude who got me: do you cheat? and he answers: NO YOU FICKER! I DON'T CHEAT. so i said: but there is no way you
could have got me with a header from where you where. you couldn't even see me. He got really mad: SHUT UP YOU FICKER, I DON'T CHEAT!
the admin got in(the one on his side): But he is right, you just shot somewhere where was nothing...how did you know he was there? you gotta
have a wallhack. the kid sounded like he almost cryed: NOOO!! I DON'T CHEAT YOU YOU DAMN ASSHOLES!! well, the admin told him that they
don't like the way he talk and kicked him off the server. nothing else worth mentioning in this round. i did what I had to do and the rest did theirs.

7th Round: one of the claners asked me if I wanna join their "squad" (isn't it sweet). i said no I'm already in a clan. and they asked me which
one. i didn't know what to say so i just said Dubenheimer Elite. Hmm, they never heard of it and asked if we play tournaments. I said of course
we do. We're 2nd rank on ESPGL. What's that? they then ask. E-Sport Pro Gamers Leage. hmm, never heard of it. i just said: You must be i
nvited to be able to join. How do we get invited? If your clan is on the top 30 of the Kaiser List you automaticly get an invite. How do we look it
up if we're in it? you don't, you get an email if you're in. it's all automatic. So you don't play clan base or ESL? nope. there you make no money.
YOU MAKE MONEY ON YOURS? yes, of course, why else would I play it (OMG, I'm so good at bulldepositng). How much? well, pro official match
about 30,000€ and the finally gets 450,000€. They were like WOW, so you make 480,000€ a game? No, we, the whole "squad" gets 30,000€ for
each match if we win. and if we win the finally we get the price of 450,000€. there are always 10 matches till finally. WOW, your so uber 1337
(well, they didn't say that but it all basicly comes down to that). Out of curiosity i asked them how old they were: 18, 23, 25 and 36. the 36 year
old was the dude i talk to mostly. It was a Blast on that server. I was a hero for them. I was what they all wanted to be...The uber 1337 pro gaming god.
Well, there is nothing left to tell ya abou it sinse the rest is pretty lame and boring: run around heady here and there and a gg or good shot comment
after every frag....doh.

All in all it was quiet fun to have playd CS 1.x again after all those ages. the cheating was fun and the way the foks reacted reminds me of my younger days of gaming. I then deinstalled the game and called up my friend that his key is still good and what happened. we had a good laugh and now I look for something else to play.


And don't say now I'm a freakin cheater dubenheimer blabla. We all cheated sometimes. This post is not for promoting cheating but for entertainment purpose only. :P

PS: Hmm, somehow the story isn't as funny as it was when it happened and I told my friend. But you get the picture I guess

hahaha their "squad" must be really gullible!

anyways, if you're looking for something else, play pariah... i got it 2 days ago and it rocks my socks!

I had it on the release day and it didn't rox a thing for me.

I see, I'm the only one who's man enough to admit that I cheated....

*Me standing in the rain*: COOOOOOWAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDDSS!!

i must admit, fine sirs, i have cheated. Not on women, not in CounterStrike, but i certainly cheated the hell out of every other game once it got boring

yeah cheating in the GTA games rocks

Man, I'm talking here about uber 1337 h4x0r cheating and you come with GTA <_<

i admitted like months ago that i cheat a bit on cs 1.6
pwned em, kami my man
but i personally do like raging more when there arent any admins :P

Cheating.................What's that

I don't need to cheat

I never cheated online... you don't have to believe me... but i never did.

Originally posted by theGrayFox@May 30 2005, 12:28 PM
I never cheated online... you don't have to believe me... but i never did.

done, I don't belive you, or else you must have lost alot