do you know what God says about heaven and hell?

RZK REMOVED THIS RELIGIOUS/ADVERTISING BULLSHIT

if you have got a problem with that then direct it to me. i will take on all of you sons of bitches.

What? Jesus paid for our sins by dying on a cross? Couldn't he just pay with Visa in those days? That company has easy credit and he could have easily paid for our sins with that with just a small percentage in interest. He had 2007 years to pay it off till now anyway.

I thought Petrus was the guy guarding the gate of heaven and he was the one letting us in, perhaps you should reread the bible there m8.

You will only be saved by me Gazz, as I am the father of the one you mortals call god.

I can only be saved if I feel like I'm in need and the only thing I need is for you tree hugging Jesus lovers to stop bothering me.

The holy bible can describe heaven as they want too. 2000 years ago they were also convinced the earth was flat. I want actual screenshots!

Heaven is supposed to have 7 moons making it just as hot as hell is supposed to be at 243 degrees celcius, I don't fear going to hell.

My meaningful prayer to god contains my wish that you loose your tongue and hands and stop bothering us.

Dear Gazz I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God and grandchild of Gazz I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life like spamming here. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) and Gazz (the grandfather) raised you from the dead. Amen.

Please show this message to your friends and family and tell them they have been Gazzed.

Originally posted by rronn215@Apr 17 2007, 08:31 PM
RZK REMOVED THIS ADVERTISING BULLSHIT

if you have got a problem with that then direct it to me. i will take on all of you sons of bitches.

I have no problems with that but now my previous post makes no more sense (not that it did before).

Oh, and don't you mean sons of god?

Edit: you beat me too it with a reply I see.

Originally posted by rzk@Apr 17 2007, 09:37 PM
bitches!

sorry about making your post look fucking random. though it does give your rantings a fun charm so its not all bad.

Ok and thanks for the compliment. As a thank you to you I shall name my next child Rzk, my first child is ofcourse known to you humans as god.