bitch and moan

jammin · 07-30-2003, 05:06 PM

jus read the splinter cell ps2 review and, although it was reasonably well written and i agree mainly with the final score there's a couple of niggles i have with it:

1) 'This is so far the only game available that relies on hiding in shadows, sneaking past guards, infiltrating outposts'

i may be mistaken but wasn't a game released a while before splinter cell called thief? and couldn't you do just this in that game?

2) 'Voices are done by real people'

this made me laugh! voices? by real people? NEVER!!!

3) 'The animations of Sam and the opposition are obviously done by people'

well i never! and there i was thinking they were done by space aliens from the planet xenogia! :P

4) 'There is also a machine gun, shaped like the PN90, called the SC-20K. This rifle can shoot regular bullets on auto fire or single shot...'

make up your mind! is it a machine gun, or a rifle?!

and finally...

5) the over-use of the word 'nice'

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET A THESAURUS!

well, that's all the complaining i have to do. other than that the review was quite good.

keep up the good work guys

07-31-2003, 07:26 PM

I am gonna kill you.

jammin · 07-31-2003, 07:27 PM

calm down calm down, it's just a bit of constructive criticism

jammin · 07-31-2003, 07:29 PM

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HEEEEEELP!!! IM TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE!!!

EDIT: woops! i deleted the pic :P

Doug · 07-31-2003, 07:36 PM

1) Theif wasn't on PS2.

2) I think he meant real ACTORS.

3) Motion captured.

4) Well.. a mistake.

jammin · 07-31-2003, 07:43 PM

1) he didn't say ps2 specific
2) he didn't say that :P
3) it wasn't motion captured
4) yeah lol

now i'll just have to suck your blood! :P

Doug · 07-31-2003, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RubberDucki3@Jul 31 2003, 08:43 PM
1) he didn't say ps2 specific
2) he didn't say that :P
3) it wasn't motion captured
4) yeah lol

now i'll just have to suck your blood! :P

Yeah you're right about the motion capturing. I just assumed. He should have said they were hand made.

I guess there could have been more information included, but I assumed the stuff in my above post, so...

jammin · 07-31-2003, 07:54 PM

well, i still have to suck your blood u know. i have to live and all...

Bucky · 07-31-2003, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RubberDucki3@Jul 31 2003, 03:29 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HEEEEEELP!!! IM TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE!!!

If this isn't a cry for photoshop abuse, I have never seen it.

If somebody doesn't turn that picture into the most humilitiating moment he has ever experienced, I will live in shame for what this site has fallen to.

jammin · 07-31-2003, 08:06 PM

YAY! the next gh comp could be: 'edit the face'

whoever make the best edit wins a prize!

07-30-2003, 05:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
jammin is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England, near London Posts: 2,797 Hellbux: 37,468	jus read the splinter cell ps2 review and, although it was reasonably well written and i agree mainly with the final score there's a couple of niggles i have with it: 1) 'This is so far the only game available that relies on hiding in shadows, sneaking past guards, infiltrating outposts' i may be mistaken but wasn't a game released a while before splinter cell called thief? and couldn't you do just this in that game? 2) 'Voices are done by real people' this made me laugh! voices? by real people? NEVER!!! 3) 'The animations of Sam and the opposition are obviously done by people' well i never! and there i was thinking they were done by space aliens from the planet xenogia! :P 4) 'There is also a machine gun, shaped like the PN90, called the SC-20K. This rifle can shoot regular bullets on auto fire or single shot...' make up your mind! is it a machine gun, or a rifle?! and finally... 5) the over-use of the word 'nice' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET A THESAURUS! well, that's all the complaining i have to do. other than that the review was quite good. keep up the good work guys __________________ My current aliases: Ben \| Jammin \| MrSquirrel \| SomethingGood

07-31-2003, 07:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
jammin is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England, near London Posts: 2,797 Hellbux: 37,468	calm down calm down, it's just a bit of constructive criticism __________________ My current aliases: Ben \| Jammin \| MrSquirrel \| SomethingGood

07-31-2003, 07:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
jammin is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England, near London Posts: 2,797 Hellbux: 37,468	AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HEEEEEELP!!! IM TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE!!! EDIT: woops! i deleted the pic :P __________________ My current aliases: Ben \| Jammin \| MrSquirrel \| SomethingGood

07-31-2003, 07:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
jammin is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England, near London Posts: 2,797 Hellbux: 37,468	1) he didn't say ps2 specific 2) he didn't say that :P 3) it wasn't motion captured 4) yeah lol now i'll just have to suck your blood! :P __________________ My current aliases: Ben \| Jammin \| MrSquirrel \| SomethingGood

07-31-2003, 07:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
jammin is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England, near London Posts: 2,797 Hellbux: 37,468	well, i still have to suck your blood u know. i have to live and all... __________________ My current aliases: Ben \| Jammin \| MrSquirrel \| SomethingGood

07-31-2003, 07:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
GraveRobber Posts: n/a Hellbux: 0 [Check]	I am gonna kill you.

07-31-2003, 07:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Doug is on the 3rd circle: Gluttony Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 259 Hellbux: 9,587	1) Theif wasn't on PS2. 2) I think he meant real ACTORS. 3) Motion captured. 4) Well.. a mistake.

07-31-2003, 08:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
jammin is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England, near London Posts: 2,797 Hellbux: 37,468	YAY! the next gh comp could be: 'edit the face' whoever make the best edit wins a prize! __________________ My current aliases: Ben \| Jammin \| MrSquirrel \| SomethingGood

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode