A little joke for you...

ds_master · 08-26-2003, 05:09 PM

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing
was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly
bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and rushed straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

:P

Crackpot · 08-26-2003, 05:13 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!

great joke!!

interman · 08-26-2003, 05:14 PM

haha, nice one

Syanide · 08-26-2003, 05:17 PM

LOL!
nice little joke there

Greywolf · 08-27-2003, 07:33 AM

I say, if the guy had time to think about condoms, then he's really OK

Dennis S. · 08-27-2003, 08:12 AM

LMAO! Good one Thomas

Crackpot · 08-27-2003, 08:46 AM

good point there wolfey! :thumbup:

Mardi · 08-27-2003, 09:50 AM

:thumbup:

freckled · 08-27-2003, 06:13 PM

nice one :clap:

08-26-2003, 05:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
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08-27-2003, 07:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
Greywolf is on the 5th circle: Wrath & Sullenness Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,567 Hellbux: 22,053	I say, if the guy had time to think about condoms, then he's really OK __________________

08-27-2003, 08:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
Dennis S. is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,690 Hellbux: 57,609	LMAO! Good one Thomas __________________

08-26-2003, 05:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
ds_master is on the 3rd circle: Gluttony Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 394 Hellbux: 982	I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and rushed straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. :P

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Crackpot is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,007 Hellbux: 42,246	good point there wolfey! :thumbup: __________________ Confess your sins, childe.

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08-27-2003, 06:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
freckled is on the 2nd circle: Lust Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Moscow Posts: 61 Hellbux: 1,173	nice one :clap: __________________ "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." Albert Einstein

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