Read this :D

http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_keyboards.shtml

I mean

Tech Support: "If there is anything else we can help with, please give us a call."
Customer: "Well...I was wondering if you could just tell me something people ask you that is really stupid, so I don't feel like such a moron."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, you're not stupid. People aren't born with knowledge, it takes time. One of the silliest questions we get from new users is, 'Where is the any key?'"
Customer: "Well, DUH! Even I know where that is!"


Tech Support: "Now press the spacebar."
Customer: "Return bar?"
Tech Support: "No, space bar. Space."
Customer: "I have an enter bar, return bar, and a shift key?"
Tech Support: "No, space. Space bar. The long horizontal key."
Customer: [confused sounds]
Tech Support: "Ok, see your c, v, b, n, and m keys?"
Customer: "Yes...."
Tech Support: "Right under them."
Customer: "Oh."

MEGALOL

Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

OMG!!! THATS CRAZY!!!

lol

People aren't born with knowledge, it takes time

quoted for massive truth

Some People...................

oh man this is so freakin funny...

Customer: "So I hold down control, alternator, and delete?"

Customer: "Ok, so I've pressed remote control delete to log on...."

Customer: "I press central-alt-delete to log on...."


Customer: "It still doesn't work."
Tech Support: "And you are typing the underscore character?"
Customer: "Yes. I call it the dash."

LOL

STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
hehehehehe