|
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Ok so when i was 17 we were at this huge party and like 500 people were like 3 ft from our stage(I have a 4 man band) So, anyway, me and the peeps in my band got scared shitless by all the people and in turn we got somewhat drunk. Except for Chirs (mexican) which he drank way too much. So we played a bunch of our songs and we did really good. But when we were done, chris jumped off the stage, ripped off his shirt and pants,(was wearing a thong) And did that thing just like party boy from jackass!
So kids lesson learned...... don't wear a thong while you're drunk
__________________
UbErL337ReTaRdEdNeSs BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#2 (permalink) |
|
Well, maybe it ain't something weird but it sure is funny what happenend to me last week. I was at this party, and a friend of mine said he had a new gf, who I'd never seen before. So halfway on the evening, I'm standing next to my friend, and I see this really ugly girl standing a few meters from us. I'm poking my friend, and say to him something like: look at that mongolide (english word??) girl!! And he says: UHm, Jurrian, that mongolide girl is my new gf!!
f**k ![]()
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#3 (permalink) | |
|
Quote:
__________________
![]()
|
||
|
|
|
|
|
#5 (permalink) | |
|
Quote:
As for the dad ya that would be weird I don't think I should ever have offspring because when I get piss drunk I would prolly end up beating them :P j/k
__________________
![]() WILL WORK 4 BANDWIDTH <phobos77> damn asharp, that sounds like something bruce campbell would do! <jammin@Asharp> how big are we talkin honey? |
||
|
|
|
|
|
#6 (permalink) |
|
going out for a night on the town getting absolutely bladdered then driving Col.Carnages 2.0 cavalier down the motorway at 120 then going on a mission to find a derelict castle exploring that shitting it getting hungover and driving all the back for 7.30 in the morn just in time for work (ran threw a couple of speed cameras and red lights to)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#7 (permalink) |
|
is on the 2nd circle: Lust
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 89
Hellbux: 1,780
|
lets see, the other nite was at my m8s gf's sister bday at a pub sum place and got wasted, went back to my house but on the way back me and Dope-fish got hold of sum sainsburys (english supermarket) trolleys and started racing around the car park. To top it off we went runnin jumpin into bushes and used the trolleys to smash overselves through the bushes 2! Then when we got back to my place we were tryin to taboggan ride matresses down the stairs LOL!
We were off our faces and it was funny as hell! :dennis: :thumbup:
__________________
![]() Many, many thx to Xpendable for the sig!! All the best m8. |
|
|
|
|
|
#9 (permalink) | |
|
Quote:
__________________
UbErL337ReTaRdEdNeSs BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH |
||
|
|
|
|
|
#10 (permalink) | |
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
![]() by Me, V1.5 <Nxs> When I was 16 I was a potmaster also, when I stopped, Ibecame retarded <GreatCthulhu> *sighs* Noone quotes me in their sig.. <Dirt_PridE> Red pill, blue pill? f**k it, gimme range\'>beer!! For the most up to date hardware Shiz go to --> Hwhell.Com For anything Unreal related, from mod downloads to reviews! --> Unreal Hell |
||
|
|
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|