Help! Im purchasing... - Page 2

Greywolf · 06-01-2004, 07:29 PM

I say become gay! We love people with small dicks, cause it hurts less :francesco:

milkdudman · 06-01-2004, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crackpot@Jun 1 2004, 09:18 AM
Okay guys...

Im buying this penis enlargement tool.....for my "friend" of course.
Its because he has this problem with his 1 inch phallos. The chicks dont "dig" him. :P So he wants a MUCH bigger dick.

And i want something you guys can recommend. Price is not important. And preferably not used.

And, syanide...I dont want yours.

If you feel THAT insecure about your 'friends' 'shortcomings', you can always buy ' him' a dildo.Haha :P

Ar.Pi · 06-01-2004, 07:58 PM

dont worry about it - "its not the size, its the motion in the ocean", my "friend says"

jammin · 06-01-2004, 08:12 PM

greywolf's completely correct! i have trouble getting with guys cause i'm too damn big!

GreatCthulhu · 06-02-2004, 09:56 AM

@ jammin:
Well if that largeness is a prob for you, I would gladly relief you of what you must bear, and share mine for yours! :nxs:

Syanide · 06-02-2004, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crackpot@Jun 1 2004, 04:18 PM
And, syanide...I dont want yours.

Sure about that bud? mines a swedish made one :francesco:

GreatCthulhu · 06-03-2004, 11:22 AM

As(s) you know, I appreciate kinky stuff cumminÂ´drom Sweden :francesco:

Hasse · 06-04-2004, 08:52 AM

I'm kinky and is comming from Sweden...Do you want me??

GreatCthulhu · 06-04-2004, 10:28 AM

I donÂ´t suppose you are a tall blond babe withe large,err...qualifications,are you??

Hasse · 06-04-2004, 11:03 PM

No but I am a blond guy with large qualifications....

06-01-2004, 07:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Greywolf is on the 5th circle: Wrath & Sullenness Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,571 Hellbux: 22,438	I say become gay! We love people with small dicks, cause it hurts less :francesco: __________________

06-01-2004, 07:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ar.Pi is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 499 Hellbux: 7,142	dont worry about it - "its not the size, its the motion in the ocean", my "friend says" __________________ Jackie Chan Is The BEST! Be Excellent to each other and Party ON!

06-01-2004, 08:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
jammin is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England, near London Posts: 2,789 Hellbux: 38,317	greywolf's completely correct! i have trouble getting with guys cause i'm too damn big! __________________ My current aliases: Ben \| Jammin \| MrSquirrel \| SomethingGood

06-02-2004, 09:56 AM	#15 (permalink)
GreatCthulhu is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: May 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 928 Hellbux: 12,991	@ jammin: Well if that largeness is a prob for you, I would gladly relief you of what you must bear, and share mine for yours! :nxs: __________________ Oh,Cthulhu noster qui es in maribus,sanctificetur nomen tuum;adveniat regnum tuum;fiat voluntas tua sicut in RÂ´lyeh et in YÂ´ha-nthlei. "Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Robert Bloch once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

06-03-2004, 11:22 AM	#17 (permalink)
GreatCthulhu is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: May 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 928 Hellbux: 12,991	As(s) you know, I appreciate kinky stuff cumminÂ´drom Sweden :francesco: __________________ Oh,Cthulhu noster qui es in maribus,sanctificetur nomen tuum;adveniat regnum tuum;fiat voluntas tua sicut in RÂ´lyeh et in YÂ´ha-nthlei. "Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Robert Bloch once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

06-04-2004, 08:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
Hasse is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Östersund - Sweden Posts: 2,900 Hellbux: 33,438	I'm kinky and is comming from Sweden...Do you want me?? __________________

06-04-2004, 10:28 AM	#19 (permalink)
GreatCthulhu is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: May 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 928 Hellbux: 12,991	I donÂ´t suppose you are a tall blond babe withe large,err...qualifications,are you?? __________________ Oh,Cthulhu noster qui es in maribus,sanctificetur nomen tuum;adveniat regnum tuum;fiat voluntas tua sicut in RÂ´lyeh et in YÂ´ha-nthlei. "Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Robert Bloch once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

06-04-2004, 11:03 PM	#20 (permalink)
Hasse is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Östersund - Sweden Posts: 2,900 Hellbux: 33,438	No but I am a blond guy with large qualifications.... __________________

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