Help! Im purchasing... - Page 3

Syanide · 06-05-2004, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by <--Hasse-->@Jun 5 2004, 12:03 AM
No but I am a blond guy with large qualifications....

I got for small women with the 'right' qualifications ;)

Asharp · 06-05-2004, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammin@Jun 1 2004, 08:12 PM
greywolf's completely correct! i have trouble getting with guys cause i'm too damn big!

The bigger the better is what I say! :eyebrow:

embracedeath · 06-05-2004, 01:53 AM

Sorry I just had to add this,
Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.
;)

Syanide · 06-05-2004, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by embracedeath@Jun 5 2004, 02:53 AM
Sorry I just had to add this,
Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.
;)

Funny everytime i hear or read it.

Ar.Pi · 06-06-2004, 03:42 AM

idd lmao

GreatCthulhu · 06-06-2004, 11:51 PM

I think we all here have to much time....
far,far to much.......time......

06-05-2004, 01:53 AM	#23 (permalink)
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06-06-2004, 03:42 AM	#25 (permalink)
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06-06-2004, 11:51 PM	#26 (permalink)
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