Help! Im purchasing...

Crackpot · 06-01-2004, 03:18 PM

Okay guys...

Im buying this penis enlargement tool.....for my "friend" of course.

Its because he has this problem with his 1 inch phallos. The chicks dont "dig" him. :P So he wants a MUCH bigger dick.

And i want something you guys can recommend. Price is not important. And preferably not used.

And, syanide...I dont want yours.

06-01-2004, 03:38 PM

Tie a piece of rope to your 'old fella' and then tie it to your big toe. Its discreet as your trousers will hide it and everytime you walk you'll be stretching it a little! :Oo:

Dop3-Fi$H · 06-01-2004, 04:22 PM

dont tie it to your toes tie it to a brick

Xpendable · 06-01-2004, 04:33 PM

Well UR ''friend'' ;) could go to a plastic surgeond00d so he can add some

Or get a GF that doesn't sez that size doesn't matter (although women who say that are rare 2 find)

Dennis S. · 06-01-2004, 04:37 PM

hahahahaha, 'friend'?

Hahahahaha, you midget!! LOL!

AKADeadly · 06-01-2004, 05:17 PM

well thats not nice Dennis.... we have to support this "friend" anyway we can...

toothpick :P

Dirt_pridE · 06-01-2004, 05:26 PM

Probably has to do with the Icelandic temperatures, -40C all day long ain't exactly good for the size of ur 'friend's' penis, maybe he could wrap a blanket around it or something

GreatCthulhu · 06-01-2004, 05:51 PM

Could it possibly be, that your "FRIEND...

" is a girl and we are talking about your..err,cough,her/his clit?

Captain Duplo · 06-01-2004, 06:45 PM

ehm OR could it be that this friend of yours, is actually you?
suffering from schizofrenia?

:P

:P

stupid questions deserve stupid answers

Lord Choc Obo · 06-01-2004, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Im buying this penis enlargement tool.....for my "friend" of course.
Its because he has this problem with his 1 inch phallos. The chicks dont "dig" him. So he wants a MUCH bigger dick.

it's not size that matters it's what you do with it........

who am I kidding

ha ha

06-01-2004, 03:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crackpot is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,007 Hellbux: 42,677	Okay guys... Im buying this penis enlargement tool.....for my "friend" of course. Its because he has this problem with his 1 inch phallos. The chicks dont "dig" him. :P So he wants a MUCH bigger dick. And i want something you guys can recommend. Price is not important. And preferably not used. And, syanide...I dont want yours. __________________ Confess your sins, childe.

06-01-2004, 04:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dop3-Fi$H is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hell Posts: 781 Hellbux: 11,688	dont tie it to your toes tie it to a brick __________________

06-01-2004, 04:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Xpendable is on the 7th circle: Violence Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Borne Netherlands =) Posts: 4,847 Hellbux: 57,720	Well UR ''friend'' ;) could go to a plastic surgeond00d so he can add some Or get a GF that doesn't sez that size doesn't matter (although women who say that are rare 2 find) __________________ ''Its rider was named Death, and Hell followed close behind him.''

06-01-2004, 04:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dennis S. is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,690 Hellbux: 58,049	hahahahaha, 'friend'? Hahahahaha, you midget!! LOL! __________________

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AKADeadly is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norman, OK, USA Posts: 2,408 Hellbux: 13,696 akadeadly	well thats not nice Dennis.... we have to support this "friend" anyway we can... toothpick :P __________________ Intel Core 2 Duo 6600 @ 2.40GHz \| BFG NVIDIA nForce 680i SLI \| NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS BFG OC CORSAIR XMS2 DOMINATOR 4GB\| Gateway FPD2275W 22" Widescreen \| X-FI Audio \| Vistax32 Black Macbook - Core 2 Duo @ 2.40GHz \| 13.3" Widescreen \| 4GB DDR2 \| Integrated Graphics \| Mac OSX (10.5.3)

06-01-2004, 03:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
GM™ Posts: n/a Hellbux: 0 [Check]	Tie a piece of rope to your 'old fella' and then tie it to your big toe. Its discreet as your trousers will hide it and everytime you walk you'll be stretching it a little! :Oo:

06-01-2004, 05:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Dirt_pridE is on the 5th circle: Wrath & Sullenness Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hell is home to me Posts: 1,541 Hellbux: 19,007	Probably has to do with the Icelandic temperatures, -40C all day long ain't exactly good for the size of ur 'friend's' penis, maybe he could wrap a blanket around it or something __________________

06-01-2004, 05:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
GreatCthulhu is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: May 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 939 Hellbux: 12,883	Could it possibly be, that your "FRIEND... " is a girl and we are talking about your..err,cough,her/his clit? __________________ Oh,Cthulhu noster qui es in maribus,sanctificetur nomen tuum;adveniat regnum tuum;fiat voluntas tua sicut in RÂ´lyeh et in YÂ´ha-nthlei. "Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Robert Bloch once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

06-01-2004, 06:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
Captain Duplo is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 8 Hellbux: 418	ehm OR could it be that this friend of yours, is actually you? suffering from schizofrenia? :P :P stupid questions deserve stupid answers

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