kno any good jokes?

know any good jokes? seems like a viable humour thread to me

heres on of my favorites:

theres a fly hovering over a pond
and theres a catfish watching the fly
the catfish says to himself "when that fly goes down 2 more inches im gona jump up and catch that fly"

and theres this bear watching the catfish, and the bear says to himself "when that fly drops two inches and that catfish jumps to catch that fly, im gona snatch that catfish!"

and theres this hunter watching the bear, and the hunter says to himself "when that fly drops two inches and that catfish jumps to catch that fly and that bear snatches that catfish im goona shoot that bear!"

and theres a mouse watching the hunter and the mouse says to himself "when that fly drops two inches and that catfish jumps to catch that fly and that bear snatches that catfish and that hunter shoots that bear, that peice of cheese is sure to fall out of that hunter's pocket, and im going to eat it."

and finaly, theres this shady black cat watching the mouse, cat says to herself " when that fly drops two inches and that catfish jumps to catch that fly and that bear grabs that fish and that hunter shoots that bear and that mouse grabs the peice of cheese, im gona pounce on that mouse!"

so they all wait...


...



when sudenly the fly drops two inches, the catfish leaps up and catches the fly, the bear snatches the fish in his clenching teeth, the hunter takes aim and shoots the bear and drops the cheese, thouse scurries over and grabs the cheese, and the cat jumps at the mouse...
but the cat misses, and plummets right into the pond where it all started!

AND WHATS THE MORAL OF THE STORY KIDS!??

im gona let some folks try and guess before i ruin the big surprise!

Is this one of those: "Thats the power of cheese" commercials?

I like the "got milk?" ones

sorry for ruining your thread hula....

now if thats not a good joke... ...just kidding

something like, the cat will not become a catfish all of you who thought that :rant:


come on hulabulala, if it's such a good joke, don't let us wait :P

ok ok ok,
no one gives a damn so ill spoil the fun



so the joke goes on, let me recap the last part,

the fly drops two inches the fish catches the fly the bear grabs the fish the hunter shoots the bear and drops the cheese the mouse eats the cheese and
the cat jumps at the mouse, but misses, and lands in the pond


SO

the moral of the story is, and remember this one, kids...

If the fly goes down two inches theres going to be a wet pussy.

reminds me of:

Whats the different of the Sky and a skirt?

well uh... maybe if u would finish the joke...

you let us guess, now I let you guess.

the sky doesnt actually fall down