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trampampam · 05-30-2006, 12:57 AM

Little Billy was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,

"Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are

Sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Billy just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!

It's called Bunk Beds!" " and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you"!!

KamisoriX · 06-01-2006, 09:46 PM

what's up with all those lame one-time-joke-postings lately?

Akherousin · 06-02-2006, 09:56 PM

They include ads for pharmacy or insurance which the mods remove. However, have fun with the jokes.

GreatCthulhu · 06-06-2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Akherousin@Jun 2 2006, 08:56 PM
However, have fun with the jokes.

Yeah......right.....fun-........

Xpendable · 06-10-2006, 11:42 PM

Russel Crowe Sez : '' YA WANNA FOIGHT AUSSIE ? ''

j/k

06-01-2006, 09:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
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05-30-2006, 12:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
trampampam is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1 Hellbux: 18	Little Billy was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are Sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Billy just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!" " and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you"!!