Good maners?

Hubernators · 06-15-2006, 07:58 PM

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one -

"Robert, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go piss."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"

"What about you John, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, 'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."

"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us
your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment,
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
get to meet after supper."

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KamisoriX · 06-15-2006, 08:35 PM

AKADeadly · 06-15-2006, 09:50 PM

wow.. just wow, atleast the put some work into these ads now :P

Cow · 06-15-2006, 09:51 PM

Aww! the link doesnt even work

CpTn_lAw · 06-15-2006, 10:11 PM

lol, that made me laugh!!

06-15-2006, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by AKADeadly@Jun 15 2006, 09:50 PM
wow.. just wow, atleast the put some work into these ads now :P

lol yeah, it almost makes up for their constant spamming.

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Hubernators is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1 Hellbux: 19	During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one - "Robert, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!" "What about you John, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, 'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table." "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." signatures: [b]no