The Turkey and the Bull

Proccess · 12-28-2006, 10:41 AM

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top
of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They are packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: BullSHIT might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

KamisoriX · 12-28-2006, 02:34 PM

hrhrhr

12-28-2006, 10:33 PM

Is that supposed to be a joke? fornicateing awful.

KamisoriX · 12-28-2006, 10:35 PM

hrhrhr

AKADeadly · 12-28-2006, 10:40 PM

Well at least theres no links to pr0n or viagra.

KamisoriX · 12-28-2006, 10:45 PM

yeah...i was looking for somethin like that....maybe he is new to the spam family

Cow · 12-29-2006, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKADeadly@Dec 28 2006, 05:40 PM
Well at least theres no links to pr0n or viagra.

There was before I deleted them

AKADeadly · 12-29-2006, 02:59 AM

well leave an edit thing mcpoopkins =/

12-28-2006, 02:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
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12-28-2006, 10:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
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12-28-2006, 10:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
AKADeadly is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norman, OK, USA Posts: 2,477 Hellbux: 15,849 akadeadly	Well at least theres no links to pr0n or viagra. __________________ Intel Core 2 Duo 6600 @ 2.40GHz \| BFG NVIDIA nForce 680i SLI \| XFX GTX 280 CORSAIR XMS2 DOMINATOR 4GB\| Gateway FHD2400 24" Widescreen \| X-FI Audio \| VistaX64 Black Macbook - Core 2 Duo @ 2.40GHz \| 13.3" Widescreen \| 4GB DDR2 \| Integrated Graphics \| Mac OSX (10.5.3)

12-28-2006, 10:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
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12-29-2006, 02:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
AKADeadly is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norman, OK, USA Posts: 2,477 Hellbux: 15,849 akadeadly	well leave an edit thing mcpoopkins =/ __________________ Intel Core 2 Duo 6600 @ 2.40GHz \| BFG NVIDIA nForce 680i SLI \| XFX GTX 280 CORSAIR XMS2 DOMINATOR 4GB\| Gateway FHD2400 24" Widescreen \| X-FI Audio \| VistaX64 Black Macbook - Core 2 Duo @ 2.40GHz \| 13.3" Widescreen \| 4GB DDR2 \| Integrated Graphics \| Mac OSX (10.5.3)

12-28-2006, 10:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Proccess is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1 Hellbux: 17	A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They are packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: BullSHIT might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

12-28-2006, 10:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
64705 is on the 5th circle: Wrath & Sullenness Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,465 Hellbux: 13,894	Is that supposed to be a joke? fornicateing awful.

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