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is on the 1st circle: Limbo
Join Date: Dec 2006
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top
of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They are packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: BullSHIT might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. |
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Well at least theres no links to pr0n or viagra.
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well leave an edit thing mcpoopkins =/
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