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07-25-2003, 01:30 PM
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OFF TOPIC: There's a joke I remembered seing Douh's post
A guy goes to the circus director and says he has a great trick on his mind.
The director says: OK, let's hear it.
Imagine this - the guy starts - the circus is full of people. There is an enormous baloon full of shit in the middle of the arena. The baloon is raised slowly to the top of the dome and it suddenly explodes - Shit flys in all directions - the croud is brown, the arena is brown, the dome is brown, the orchestra is brown...
... and then I step in ... all dressed in white 
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07-25-2003, 01:35 PM
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/me exits thread
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07-25-2003, 01:52 PM
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And with 524 people and 3 Monkey's looking at me, I feel a should really do something towards a circus act, Besides I am interested in what the reward might be. They take me through to the back and after 10 minutes of preperation it's time for me to take center stage. I walk on wearing nothing but a thong with a built in mouse trap, I suddenly realise that there is actually a very good chance of it going off seen as mice are attracted to cheese!
So this is it! My trick is to do back flips through a maze of knives! I do a little run that flip into action, some how I get to the end doing one last little triple back flip in the air then land of my feet! The crowd go wild, everyone clapping! Come forth and claim your reward I hear a voice say. Suddenly the fish that was chasing me before runs into the arena, I start running through to the back of the circus tent, I trip fall on the floor, then SNAP!! The mouse trap goes off!
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07-25-2003, 02:07 PM
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Almost instantly there is a horde of mice running towards me with one thing on their mind - eating my cock cheese! I stumble to my feet just before they are upon me and start running again, to the back of the exit of the circus. The door is in sight, but then... BAM! I am on the ground again.. something hit my head.. I reach to the back of my head and feel a gooey, slightly gritty substance on the back of my head. Taking a look at my fingers I see a brown paste that smells terrible. I hear screeching noises and see the feces throwing monkey!
Luckily the mice were still on the rampage and decide to eat the monkey instead of my cock cheese.
Standing up again, I walk slowly towards the exit.
As I stand outside the tent, I look around. Towards the north there is a ricketty rope bridge going across a massive ravine. To the east there is a guy who looks like a wizard. He is beckoning me, but there is an aggressive atmosphere.
Finally, to the west, we have the 'Close Thread' button.
Which'll it be?
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07-25-2003, 02:10 PM
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pick up feces
move east
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07-25-2003, 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by interman@Jul 25 2003, 10:10 AM
pick up feces
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proper syntax:
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07-25-2003, 03:01 PM
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I decided to go east. I moved towards the wizard, who still had tuna hangin from his beard from lunch. 'I want to tell u a secret but u must promise that u do what I ask afterwards', 'There is a place up in the mountains where the God's live, go there and find me so tuna will ya?' Well before u could stay I've be done, I was on way.
During my travels up the moutains I passed many villages. Most of them thought I was trespassing and were throwing toast with jam on it at me, and not that stringy stuff neither! It was the nice smooth stuff with no bits.
Anyway to cut a long storey short, and forgetting the many fights I had with the midgets that lived in the area, I had arrive at a stool on the peak of the mountain that said 'Fresh Tuna Here', then underneath said, Gone to lunch be back in 5 days.
Suddenly I had powers and was fighting a horrible beast in the jungle! I tried to control his mind but he kept coming at me, I dogded out the way and fell in pool of feces.
Then as if this was a weird storey I was back at the stool. I couldn't decide on what to should I wait for them to come back? Or should I take some, cos of course no one will know? Just before I picked some up I saw a sign that I was having to lean round that said 'If u steel, u will curse!!' What should I do?
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07-25-2003, 04:01 PM
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I'll reply tonight after the pub. Coherence is NOT guaranteed.
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