What would do?

Turanix · 07-25-2003, 11:57 AM

I work in a Bank and am sitting at my desk. I am looking around at nothing in particular. I see a door to right, where it leads I do not know. Should go through and see what awaits me or do I not and carry on wondering what is happening on the other side?

Bucky · 07-25-2003, 12:00 PM

Personally, I would be asking myself wtf have I been doing while at work if I don't know where that door goes!

Irs2k3 · 07-25-2003, 12:18 PM

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I work in a Bank and am sitting at my desk. I am looking around at nothing in particular. I see a door to right, where it leads I do not know. Should go through and see what awaits me or do I not and carry on wondering what is happening on the other side?

are you kidding me ! :P

Irs2k3 · 07-25-2003, 12:19 PM

Unless this door leads to Hell ;)

Doug · 07-25-2003, 12:21 PM

Sounds like a text based adventure game.

I go through the door. I am met by the sight of a monkey flinging feces around a room which could only be described as the 6th level of Hell itself. To the north there is a fiery staircase that goes down, to where it leads, I know not. To the East is door which is emblazoned in light and could possibly be my only salvation. I look south and see a puddle of my own urine. There is a funny aroma in the air. Should I go up the fiery staircase or through the light-door?

Turanix · 07-25-2003, 12:54 PM

I choose.........The door! I very cautiously walk up to the door, I heard a sound.......The beans from lunch were starting to kick in. I slowly open the door, once opened fully a bright white light shines in my eyes and blinds me! Next thing I know, I wake up and I am strapped to the ceiling of cave. I am wet, I smell of cabbage and there are the heart warming remains of a Cliff Richard LP on the floor.

Suddenly I realise that I am not actually strapped to ceiling, so I fall to floor! Part of the LP goes flying across the cave, as it scraps along a sharp rock on the floor I hear the sound 'We're all going on a, summer holiday'

Turanix · 07-25-2003, 01:07 PM

I then walk to to the exit of the cave, it is on the edge of a steep cliff. To my right are steps going up to left is steps going down, and straight ahead of me is a human cannon which was aimed towards what I think was is a circus.

What path should I take?

Greywolf · 07-25-2003, 01:10 PM

^^^
The fastest way to the nuthouse I suggest

:P

;)

Doug · 07-25-2003, 01:21 PM

Thinking on my feet, I quickly don my saucepan helmet and jump into the cannon. Igniting the fuse with my mind, I await the explosion and thrust of th-- oh shi there I go. I land in what seems to be a circus tent and am greeted by an ambiguously gay duo - The Fettucini brothers.

Looking around I see an exit to the west and a small rock. Again there is a monkey that is throwing it's feces at the crowd. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the crowd. They are cheering.

The Fettucini brothers say that I can either leave or engage in more circus acts, for which I may be rewareded.

Bucky · 07-25-2003, 01:22 PM

Can't imagine where the recurring feces-flinging-monkeys are coming from

07-25-2003, 12:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bucky Gamershell Grandpa Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Cincinnati, OH, USA Posts: 5,704 Hellbux: 96,898	Personally, I would be asking myself wtf have I been doing while at work if I don't know where that door goes! __________________ Papajoe r0ckz3rz!!

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Greywolf is on the 5th circle: Wrath & Sullenness Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,571 Hellbux: 22,231	^^^ The fastest way to the nuthouse I suggest :P ;) __________________

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Bucky Gamershell Grandpa Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Cincinnati, OH, USA Posts: 5,704 Hellbux: 96,898	Can't imagine where the recurring feces-flinging-monkeys are coming from __________________ Papajoe r0ckz3rz!!

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07-25-2003, 11:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Turanix is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 23 Hellbux: 951	I work in a Bank and am sitting at my desk. I am looking around at nothing in particular. I see a door to right, where it leads I do not know. Should go through and see what awaits me or do I not and carry on wondering what is happening on the other side?

07-25-2003, 12:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Irs2k3 is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 18 Hellbux: 35,653	Unless this door leads to Hell ;)

07-25-2003, 12:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Doug is on the 3rd circle: Gluttony Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 257 Hellbux: 9,616	Sounds like a text based adventure game. I go through the door. I am met by the sight of a monkey flinging feces around a room which could only be described as the 6th level of Hell itself. To the north there is a fiery staircase that goes down, to where it leads, I know not. To the East is door which is emblazoned in light and could possibly be my only salvation. I look south and see a puddle of my own urine. There is a funny aroma in the air. Should I go up the fiery staircase or through the light-door?

07-25-2003, 12:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
Turanix is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 23 Hellbux: 951	I choose.........The door! I very cautiously walk up to the door, I heard a sound.......The beans from lunch were starting to kick in. I slowly open the door, once opened fully a bright white light shines in my eyes and blinds me! Next thing I know, I wake up and I am strapped to the ceiling of cave. I am wet, I smell of cabbage and there are the heart warming remains of a Cliff Richard LP on the floor. Suddenly I realise that I am not actually strapped to ceiling, so I fall to floor! Part of the LP goes flying across the cave, as it scraps along a sharp rock on the floor I hear the sound 'We're all going on a, summer holiday'

07-25-2003, 01:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Turanix is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 23 Hellbux: 951	I then walk to to the exit of the cave, it is on the edge of a steep cliff. To my right are steps going up to left is steps going down, and straight ahead of me is a human cannon which was aimed towards what I think was is a circus. What path should I take?

07-25-2003, 01:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Doug is on the 3rd circle: Gluttony Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 257 Hellbux: 9,616	Thinking on my feet, I quickly don my saucepan helmet and jump into the cannon. Igniting the fuse with my mind, I await the explosion and thrust of th-- oh shi there I go. I land in what seems to be a circus tent and am greeted by an ambiguously gay duo - The Fettucini brothers. Looking around I see an exit to the west and a small rock. Again there is a monkey that is throwing it's feces at the crowd. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the crowd. They are cheering. The Fettucini brothers say that I can either leave or engage in more circus acts, for which I may be rewareded.