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So, I was checking out the list of the 100 worst movies on imdb a while ago, and I saw that some movie by the name of From Justin To Kelly had reached #1. That's odd, I thought, considering how directors today should hopefully have a clue what they're doing, but I was wrong.
So, being a movie freak I obviously had to go see this movie, but since I haven't seen american idol I wasn't familiar with the people starring. The movie didn't start off too bad - you're introduced to three chicks from texas who head down to california for spring break, to party, f**k around, whatever. We're then introduced to three guys who head to the same spot to host parties and hopefully make cash. The movie throws a lot of pretty people, nice weather and such at you, so things were okay until for some reason the people started singing! At that point I knew that this was going to be bad, really bad. Of course, considering how many of the people starring in the movie did well at the american idol crap they are able to sing okay, but it's still just so lame. The plot revolves around Justin, your average party guy, and Kelly, your average pretty non-party girl, how right they are for each other, but how they always seem to get torn apart by a slutty friend of Kelly. The script is just AWFUL, the plot is equally bad, the acting is horrible, the humor just plain sucks, and the directing blows. But still, this movie isn't like Plan 9 From Outer Space and other extreme low-budget movies - people actually spent time, money, and effort making this movie, and that's what's scary! The movie doesn't feel cheap or anything, yet it's just so incredibly bad. The upside is that you get to look at some nice looking chicks, listen to some okay tunes at times, and perhaps grin at how extremely bad a movie can get.
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Dear god, I think we've now lost one of our best reviewers... Last guy I knew that watched those flick ended up in a mental institution cuz from now on he wants to kill all movie scriptwriters, directors and stars. :bucky!:
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Question is who on earth would wanna go watch a movie called "JUstin and Kelly" and its about ex american idol stars.OMG i would burn the movie if someone bought me a copy.The only words that come to mind when you here about this movie is "Piece of SHIT"!!!!!!
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Haha, I wouldn't even think of going to see that. That stupid American Idol, I hated it the first time it ever postponed an episode of 24. That f**king piece of shit pop culture shit...AGHHHHHHH!! Here's something to laugh at about it:
Production and marketing costs of From Justin to Kelly: $20 million Domestic Box Office Earnings: $4.8 million In the hole...AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!11.....Not that hard to imagine that many little zombie kids went to see it. ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!! #1 one my "Things that really piss me off list" American pop culture and little kids who are posessed by it.
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