Anybody knows a good joke?

salvatore77 · 06-01-2004, 10:17 AM

Well, i'm getting bored waiting for Thief 3 (it will be released in my country in late june), so I decided to begin this thread. Anybody of you who knows a good joke, please post it here, maybe this will kill my boredom a little bit

Most of my jokes are pretty horny, so I decided to post sth, that wouldn't be censored by admin..
Here it goes:
Winnetou and his best friend, Old Sutterhand are lost in the desert. It's getting late and they are running out of food and water. Time passes, the suddenly Old S. asks his friend:
-Hey, why don't you fire in the air, maybe someone will hear us and come to help?
-All right, buddy - said Winnetou and fired.
Few hours later the same conversation, and Winnetou fires again. and again, and again...
Two days has passed and our friends are very exhausted. Old Sutterhand asks Winnetou once again to fire in the air
- Sorry, pal, but that was my last ARROW.
Have a nice day!

GreatCthulhu · 06-01-2004, 02:07 PM

Take this one:"Why did they bury the Indian behind the mountain?!"-Because he was dead!

Dennis S. · 06-01-2004, 04:49 PM

*scattered applause*

:dennis:

Dark Artist · 06-10-2004, 08:45 PM

I can't usually tell jokes, but since i'm not actually here, here goes:

Two blondes walk into a woods and see some tracks, the first blonde says, "oh look, deer tracks". The second blonde then replies "Don't be silly, they are fox tracks". After several minutes of arguing, they both get hit by a train.

And there are plenty more where that came from

Trigger · 06-11-2004, 10:54 AM

(sorry for my english is not very good

)

a guy comes home shouting at his wife:
"Pack your bags honey, I've just won the lottery! All ten million dollars of it!"

wife says: "Oh that's great honey!, Do i pack for the beach or the mountains?"

man replies: "Who cares? Just pack your bags and f**k off!"

mendel · 06-11-2004, 12:17 PM

i know a great site
with a lot of jokes
hundreds of them

but they are all in dutch

sorry

or you should speak dutch

for the persons who are interested fantasie

it's under the moppen-section :P

Xpendable · 06-11-2004, 12:53 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How the hell do I know!!

jammin · 06-11-2004, 10:04 PM

knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c...

MOO!

hmm.... i guess that one doesn't work very well on forums... :P

Nxs · 06-11-2004, 10:06 PM

Is it just me or do you get more retarded by the post?

jammin · 06-11-2004, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nxs@Jun 11 2004, 10:06 PM
Is it just me or do you get more retarded by the post?

...say wa?

:Oo:

06-01-2004, 10:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
salvatore77 is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 28 Hellbux: 959	Well, i'm getting bored waiting for Thief 3 (it will be released in my country in late june), so I decided to begin this thread. Anybody of you who knows a good joke, please post it here, maybe this will kill my boredom a little bit Most of my jokes are pretty horny, so I decided to post sth, that wouldn't be censored by admin.. Here it goes: Winnetou and his best friend, Old Sutterhand are lost in the desert. It's getting late and they are running out of food and water. Time passes, the suddenly Old S. asks his friend: -Hey, why don't you fire in the air, maybe someone will hear us and come to help? -All right, buddy - said Winnetou and fired. Few hours later the same conversation, and Winnetou fires again. and again, and again... Two days has passed and our friends are very exhausted. Old Sutterhand asks Winnetou once again to fire in the air - Sorry, pal, but that was my last ARROW. Have a nice day! __________________ Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on...

06-01-2004, 02:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
GreatCthulhu is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: May 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 940 Hellbux: 12,835	Take this one:"Why did they bury the Indian behind the mountain?!"-Because he was dead! __________________ Oh,Cthulhu noster qui es in maribus,sanctificetur nomen tuum;adveniat regnum tuum;fiat voluntas tua sicut in RÂ´lyeh et in YÂ´ha-nthlei. "Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Robert Bloch once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

06-01-2004, 04:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dennis S. is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,690 Hellbux: 57,617	scattered applause :dennis: __________________

06-10-2004, 08:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dark Artist is on the 2nd circle: Lust Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: croxley green, england Posts: 152 Hellbux: 2,558	I can't usually tell jokes, but since i'm not actually here, here goes: Two blondes walk into a woods and see some tracks, the first blonde says, "oh look, deer tracks". The second blonde then replies "Don't be silly, they are fox tracks". After several minutes of arguing, they both get hit by a train. And there are plenty more where that came from __________________ courtesy of White Dragon

06-11-2004, 12:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
mendel is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: BELGIUM Posts: 541 Hellbux: 10,293	i know a great site with a lot of jokes hundreds of them but they are all in dutch sorry or you should speak dutch for the persons who are interested fantasie it's under the moppen-section :P __________________

06-11-2004, 10:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
Trigger is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4 Hellbux: 421	(sorry for my english is not very good ) a guy comes home shouting at his wife: "Pack your bags honey, I've just won the lottery! All ten million dollars of it!" wife says: "Oh that's great honey!, Do i pack for the beach or the mountains?" man replies: "Who cares? Just pack your bags and f**k off!"

06-11-2004, 12:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Xpendable is on the 7th circle: Violence Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Borne Netherlands =) Posts: 4,847 Hellbux: 57,471	Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell do I know!! __________________ ''Its rider was named Death, and Hell followed close behind him.''

06-11-2004, 10:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
jammin is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England, near London Posts: 2,797 Hellbux: 37,468	knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c... MOO! hmm.... i guess that one doesn't work very well on forums... :P __________________ My current aliases: Ben \| Jammin \| MrSquirrel \| SomethingGood

06-11-2004, 10:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Nxs Administrator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,198 Hellbux: 138,102	Is it just me or do you get more retarded by the post? __________________

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