HELP ME! ASAP!!

Crackpot · 06-03-2004, 08:24 PM

Ok. Here is my problem:

Normally I dont believe in monsters hiding in my closet, but the other day there came one out and bit my left leg off. And after it had consumed my, oh so important, body part, I didn't know what to tell my parents what had happened. Eventually they would discover my missing leg...

So my question is:

Where does the monster come from, since I dont have a closet?

Dirt_pridE · 06-03-2004, 08:35 PM

out of syanides asss

milkdudman · 06-03-2004, 08:57 PM

Mine always hid in the toilet. One time i was taking a piss and it bit my penis off. That is simply why I dont have one to this day

Watch your butt when taking a shit ;)

Syanide · 06-03-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirt_pridE@Jun 3 2004, 09:35 PM
out of syanides asss

And straight back up yours!

AKADeadly · 06-03-2004, 09:48 PM

wow..... this is a thoughtfull thread lol

TheDreamer · 06-03-2004, 10:34 PM

It was under the bed, so when you put your leg out on to the floor it had it away. Just dont let your right arm drape over the bed as i foolishly did or you will lose that aswell

Now i can't have a wank

It just ain't the same with my left hand

Asharp · 06-03-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirt_pridE@Jun 3 2004, 08:35 PM
out of syanides asss

ummmmm syanide's ass *drool*

Oh crap did I say that out loud :dennis:

AKADeadly · 06-04-2004, 12:15 AM

why yes.......yes u did :P

Ar.Pi · 06-04-2004, 12:15 AM

OMG its the boogy monster , run for ur lives, i'm out of here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hasse · 06-04-2004, 08:44 AM

My monster always hides in my monitor. So one time when I was sitting infront of the comp it came out and bite my nose of

So now I can't feel the smeel of pus....fish

06-03-2004, 08:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crackpot is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,007 Hellbux: 42,252	Ok. Here is my problem: Normally I dont believe in monsters hiding in my closet, but the other day there came one out and bit my left leg off. And after it had consumed my, oh so important, body part, I didn't know what to tell my parents what had happened. Eventually they would discover my missing leg... So my question is: Where does the monster come from, since I dont have a closet? __________________ Confess your sins, childe.

06-03-2004, 08:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dirt_pridE is on the 5th circle: Wrath & Sullenness Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hell is home to me Posts: 1,541 Hellbux: 18,903	out of syanides asss __________________

06-03-2004, 08:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
milkdudman is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Camdenton MO Posts: 621 Hellbux: 12,325	Mine always hid in the toilet. One time i was taking a piss and it bit my penis off. That is simply why I dont have one to this day Watch your butt when taking a shit ;) __________________ AMD Athlon XP 2800+, 512 MB 2700 Ram, Chaintech GeForce 6600 GT, 80 GIG 7200 RPM HD, mx510 & Logitech 5.1 Surround Sound. ----------------------------------- Halflife2.net Staff Gamershell Staff

06-03-2004, 09:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
AKADeadly is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norman, OK, USA Posts: 2,395 Hellbux: 13,057 akadeadly	wow..... this is a thoughtfull thread lol __________________ Intel Core 2 Duo 6600 @ 2.40GHz \| BFG NVIDIA nForce 680i SLI \| NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS BFG OC CORSAIR XMS2 DOMINATOR 4GB (4 x 1GB) \| Gateway FPD2275W 22\" Widescreen \| X-FI Audio \| Vistax64 \|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\| Classic

06-03-2004, 10:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
TheDreamer is on the 1st circle: Limbo Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46 Hellbux: 1,066	It was under the bed, so when you put your leg out on to the floor it had it away. Just dont let your right arm drape over the bed as i foolishly did or you will lose that aswell Now i can't have a wank It just ain't the same with my left hand __________________

06-04-2004, 12:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
AKADeadly is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norman, OK, USA Posts: 2,395 Hellbux: 13,057 akadeadly	why yes.......yes u did :P __________________ Intel Core 2 Duo 6600 @ 2.40GHz \| BFG NVIDIA nForce 680i SLI \| NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS BFG OC CORSAIR XMS2 DOMINATOR 4GB (4 x 1GB) \| Gateway FPD2275W 22\" Widescreen \| X-FI Audio \| Vistax64 \|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\| Classic

06-04-2004, 12:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ar.Pi is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 503 Hellbux: 7,048	OMG its the boogy monster , run for ur lives, i'm out of here AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA __________________ Jackie Chan Is The BEST! Be Excellent to each other and Party ON!

06-04-2004, 08:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
Hasse is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Onsala - Sweden Posts: 2,894 Hellbux: 32,593	My monster always hides in my monitor. So one time when I was sitting infront of the comp it came out and bite my nose of So now I can't feel the smeel of pus....fish __________________ Don't know if i'm Gods child or Satans angel.... Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down like toy soldiers.... I never thought that I'd find someone to be mine Lord knows I was right cause you just crossed the line.. Cause sometimes you feel tired, you feel weak, then you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. but you gotta search within you, find that inner strength And just pull that sh*t out of you, and get that motivation not to give up And not be a quitter no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse

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