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10-08-2004, 01:44 AM
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ok ok, here's another one:
One day there was interman (who happened to be blind) walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!" (kinda weak, if I do say so myself) :thumbup:
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10-08-2004, 01:50 AM
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is on the 3rd circle: Gluttony
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hey I got another one!
The interman and the Nxs There once was an interman and a Nxs that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The interman went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male in this forest." And he got his wish. The Nxs said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish. The interman went up and said, "I wish to be the only male in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish. The Nxs said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish. The interman said, "I wish I was the only male in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. It was the Nxs's turn, and he said, "I wish that interman was gay."  Now thats funny!!
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10-08-2004, 02:45 AM
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An American forum noob was boasting to interman on how advanced the Americans are: (Conversation as follows):
"Gee, we've even put a man on the moon." said the noob. "That's nothing," replied interman,"I'm going to put a man on the sun." "Don't be stupid," said the noob, "he'll fry before he even gets there." "Oh no, he won't. We're sending him at night." said interman...  |
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10-09-2004, 06:24 AM
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Because he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Interman decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars and would like to have someone to share it with." The woman went home with Interman, and the next day she became his stepmother.
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