WATCH OUT FOR TEH BLACKSS!

There was once a little boy named George. On a seemingly uneventful tuesday he decided to go out for a walk. He strolled past the women walking their dogs, the men poking at the dead racoons in the streets, and the children playing in the field. He kept walking without knowing, or caring where he would end up.

Eventually he encountered a strange man dressed in a purple robe. His face was in the umbrage of his hood and could not be seen. The boy asked the man why he was there. The man replied in a deep voice that he was waiting. The boy asked what he was waiting for but the man didnt answer.

George didnt want to be a bother so started walking again. He then encountered a man with a lumpy bag. George didnt know what was in it but he knew it smelled bad. As the man walked by George noticed a holstered gun on the man's belt and a hatchet in his hand.

George was terrified.

The man in the purple robe showed up.

The robed man took off his purple hood and revealed himself to be a big black guy with the letters "B-E-N" tatood on his forhead. He began to look constipated. Then George noticed ball of Ki growing from the black man's hands. Ben then killed George and ate him. The man with the lumpy bag was horrified at what he had just seen. He didnt know what to make of it. He dropped the bag which was then revealed to be filled with cheese and drew his .45 Glock-0-l337ness.

Ben then disarmed the lumpy bag man with another Ki ball and raped the man because he is a black guy named ben and that is what he is meant to do.


Never trust a black man named Ben who wears a purple robe. He has Ki powers and he will use them for the purpose of canibalism and man-rape.


Fin


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Reynold was staying after school one day. He missed the late bus and couldnt get a hold of his parents or anyone else that could pick him up. So he decided to walk home. It is only a 30 minute walk, but now it was dark. Luckily he had a flashlight that he brings to school so he can do his homework on the bus.

On his way home he started shining his flashlight into the woods. He felt like some sort of creature out of a horror movie was going to jump out of the woods and maul him.

Then he saw a small blue glow. The glow grew bigger, and bigger, and bigger until finally Reynold could see what was creating this ball. He now describes it as some sort of purple creature with a deep black face and bleached white teath. The creature threw the ball that looked like something out of a Dragon Ball Z movie at Renold and this knocked him out.

When he woke up his ass was in a pain unlike anything he ever felt before. He felt violated. And he had no idea where he was.


Fin... or is it?

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