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Crackpot · 10-20-2004, 01:48 AM

I was thinking the one on the right, but how should i know?

Nxs · 10-20-2004, 01:49 AM

I have dark hair

Crackpot · 10-20-2004, 01:51 AM

but I thought you were dead!!

Nxs · 10-20-2004, 01:51 AM

Hard to type if dead!

Crackpot · 10-20-2004, 01:54 AM

Did you know....

some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!

Nxs · 10-20-2004, 01:56 AM

I think some lesbians do that also

Crackpot · 10-20-2004, 01:58 AM

did you know.... ?

Nxs · 10-20-2004, 01:58 AM

Did I know what?

Crackpot · 10-20-2004, 01:59 AM

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

Nxs · 10-20-2004, 02:02 AM

I like the woman driver one

10-20-2004, 01:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
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10-20-2004, 01:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
Crackpot is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,998 Hellbux: 43,669	but I thought you were dead!! __________________ Confess your sins, childe.

10-20-2004, 01:51 AM	#14 (permalink)
Nxs Administrator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,324 Hellbux: 148,276	Hard to type if dead! __________________

10-20-2004, 01:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
Crackpot is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,998 Hellbux: 43,669	Did you know.... some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food! __________________ Confess your sins, childe.

10-20-2004, 01:56 AM	#16 (permalink)
Nxs Administrator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,324 Hellbux: 148,276	I think some lesbians do that also __________________

10-20-2004, 01:58 AM	#17 (permalink)
Crackpot is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,998 Hellbux: 43,669	did you know.... ? __________________ Confess your sins, childe.

10-20-2004, 01:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
Nxs Administrator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,324 Hellbux: 148,276	Did I know what? __________________

10-20-2004, 01:59 AM	#19 (permalink)
Crackpot is on the 6th circle: Heresy Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,998 Hellbux: 43,669	In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession. In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760. Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane. In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State. In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel. California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat. In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front. A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia. In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents. In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark. __________________ Confess your sins, childe.

10-20-2004, 02:02 AM	#20 (permalink)
Nxs Administrator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,324 Hellbux: 148,276	I like the woman driver one __________________

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