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03-11-2005, 01:59 PM
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The link for the site was stolen from a picture Kami had posted earlier :P
This is a collection of instructions found mostly at the Far East   Basically, you ride it only/you can: 1. If you are not fat. 2. If you are not a kid. 3. If you are not drunk or sick. 4. At spring. 5. While you are in the air, or at home. 6. Mount tow people on it. (Not reaching the 100kg limit of course) 7. Not hold anything during the ride. 8. Not "pimp" your ride. 9. Not call it a toy. -------------------- 2nd one...no need to explain   -------------------- 3rd one  Hmmm i think it has somthing to do with cleaning ... You can't use this product with: 1. Walking water. 2. Hot water. 3. Anything else. 4. Body. 5. Things you can take off ... 6. Children. "Strong force can make this goods split" ... use it wise ... says the master... -------------------- 4th one  ... You can eat it, but you are not aloud to, if you do nothing would happen to you, but you can't put it in your mouth, but you can inject it ...dono why though  ... just a thought :bangin: I had one of those when I was 3 years old I think ... it doesn't shrink back...it just stays fat <_< liars ... --------------------- 5th one  When going out ... rip out the desk, and leave it with a key. Watch out for the drunken water at the room !!1 "It isen't possible that it is possible" :bucky!: -------------------- 6th one  You got that hommie ? If you don't, look at the picture to compare what is GOOD and what is BAD. ------------------- 7th one   "These instructions are for a soft air gun that shoots 6mm plastic balls with air pressure - not a real gun." More to come :thumbup:
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03-12-2005, 08:13 AM
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is on the 6th circle: Heresy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Onsala - Sweden
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I love Engrish! This is pne of my favs
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