Joke #4

fitzy · 03-23-2005, 08:20 AM

Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

Stay tuned, 1 of my personal favorites is gunna b posted next!! B)

loserII · 03-23-2005, 08:53 AM

:clap:

Lord Choc Obo · 03-23-2005, 03:23 PM

nice ones nice ones

G-A-M · 03-27-2005, 12:44 AM

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Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

i dont get these ones?

loserII · 03-27-2005, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G-A-M@Mar 27 2005, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

i dont get these ones?

:clap: yay i'm not the only one

Lord Choc Obo · 03-30-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by loserII+Mar 27 2005, 01:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (loserII @ Mar 27 2005, 01:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--G-A-M@Mar 27 2005, 11:14 AM

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Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

i dont get these ones?

:clap: yay i'm not the only one

[/b][/quote]
ice cubes melt, if they don't melt they're not ice cubes and all ice cubes melt, so you can't re-use ice cubes

and bananas need to get peeled and blondes sometimes forget about that

hey look it's that guy that didn't get that other joke and now he didn't get these jokes too, and AGAIN he admitted he didn't get them

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03-23-2005, 08:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
fitzy is on the 2nd circle: Lust Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 80 Hellbux: 2,880	Only three doors An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" --------------------------------------- the funniest blonde joke I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home ---------------------------------------- Inventions NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bags Zero proof alcohol Reusable ice cubes Skinless bananas Do it yourself roadmap Stay tuned, 1 of my personal favorites is gunna b posted next!! B)

03-23-2005, 08:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
loserII is on the 4th circle: Avarice & Prodigality Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Aussie Posts: 999 Hellbux: 13,471	:clap: